Ooooh, journalismy!

Max Fischer!

All that money and those two bitches can't level out their boobs?

Up against the wall, the whole lot of them.

What's the female term for douchebag? Because Wendy Siegel surely is one. Here's some suggestions:

1) She's such a grubman!
2) I can't believe he went out with that coulter.
3) I've never met a bigger juliaallison in my life.
4) If she wasn't prone to lawsuits, I'd slap that atoosa in the face.

As for him... well, we all know what misogynistic "conservative" ranting is indicia of. Toilet toe tapping will commence in one... two....

confidential to pareene: the barnard girls will eat him alive. columbia's having a little laugh, not to worry.

@contradicto: i think they were just doing the hokey-pokey. you put your left bewb in, you take your left bewb out... you know the deal.

Woodward and Bernstein would approve.

@contradicto: I couldn't even see the boobs for the tablecloths.

"Jeffrey Robbins"=gay

Smails = Jeffrey Robbins?

I just find it interesting that these fancy, mean ladies stole my favorite dresses in the eighth grade.

How about cropping that photo to edit out that _other_ woman who made an unfugtunate apparel choice that day? (You know, to help those of us who always find ourselves asking, "The one on their right? Or mine?")

As for "Jeffrey," that's what smarm in its nascent form looks like.

@BettyCrocker: it's an indication he will become HonJudgeSmails2?

Are floral patterns back in and nobody told me?

Is he enrolled in his postgraduate year at HM?

@fiveinchtaint: exactamundo.

If he were a girl I'd say he's one of those Barnard-ettes who claim they go to Columbia, but clearly the standards at CC have gone DOWNHILL.

This post is creating within me the one time only rare instance of me wishing I was 16 and still in HM again only so I can be on the front row of the pure unadulterated batshittery this ONE POST is creating.

This will be legend. Oh yes. You have no idea.

This week's episode: Joey's mom finds out about the Swiffer video and makes her stay home from the dance; Pacey becomes a neo-Nazi; a new classmate's mother has a hot flash and clocks a teacher; Dawson gives his first blow job. (Special guest star: Ricki Lake as Alligator Mom)

It all starts with parenting. Looks like Jeffrey P. Robbins watched a little too much Family Ties growing up.

Maybe it's just 'cause I went to a public school and anonymously shit on people over the Internet- but I thought the real villain was the asshole writer/teacher, who got fired after he started writing a second non-fiction book about HM... And I don't think Facebook is like "a Times Square Billboard," I think there's a reasonable expectation of privacy

@BettyCrocker: I vote for Coulter! Although if you call someone that, i think they'd assume that you meant C*NT.

I'd horace his mann.

Also, the comments in the original NYMag article are outstanding. And it's rather obvious that the first initial comments were from HM students with the rest being the voices of the actual world.

What I can't wait for is that little poop to get to Columbia and find out no one cares.

@hypocriteoath: Smailsy's not bad. He just tries to convince everyone that he is.

@roodles: Which is fine with me.

Horace Mann is doing its part to fill the void left by Jack Abramoff's departure.

@BettyCrocker: I know. and he knows I know. Now you know we all know.

Congrats, Gawker.

Bigots are often uninspiring looking. Wendy Siegel looks like a reject from "Housewives of NYC."

Wendy: You're probably beyond help, suffering from terminal stupidity as you are, but you, your daughter, and your daughter's school's community should understand that racial slurs are not "blowing off steam." And according to the story, the teacher accessed facebook by the method approved by the school. She had every right to defend herself, and facebook is not private, anyway.

Stam: Enjoy the Google searches.

HM -- Keep up with the positive image building!

It's like those women vomited up a florist shop in their closet.

@Seeräuber Jenny: When I said that I believe that a sense of entitlement is resposnible for 98% of the evil in the world, these people are to whom I was referring.

@Seeräuber Jenny: I got chills when I read that that kid is now the student body president. What kind of parents produce such a little prick??? And you are absolutely right; thank God for Google.

can i give back my columbia degree? related: will they give me a refund?

You're shocked? This is, after all, the very institution that provided Ahmadinejad a platform from which to be homophobic and anti-Semitic. I would venture that the little shit is, in fact, Columbia Admissions' target demographic. He will, in fact, fit in very well there.

@BettyCrocker: @Helman:

Laugh of the day -- HM's motto:

Great is the Truth and it Prevails*

*I'm giving you the low-rent version, in English.

Why can't the real Horace Mann be more like that lovable School of Rock model with quirky Jack Black as the interloper music teacher? Wait, those kids in the movie were overprivileged DBs, too. Never mind.

Horace Mann completely sucks. They claim to have reputation for sending kids to good schools but only a small fraction get into Ivy league or other top schools and go through hell to get there.

You have more chance getting into an ivy being a bigger fish at a smaller pond at a good NYC public school for a lot less money.

What is funny is a friend of mine in the Horace Mann college placement department told me how stupefied 3 out of 4 of the parents are when their kids end up at Brandeis or Fordham instead of Brown or Williams. Hah hah.

How tragic if a professional baseball player crashed his private plane into a Horace Mann student council meeting! Think of the children!!

@lawyergay: Yes, I think he knows all about the "closet queer" thing-in spirit if not in fact.

@Seeräuber Jenny: Nailed it. I'm glad to know that "it's not uncommon" for Wendy Siegel and her daughter and their friends to use the n word. What a hag.

These douchebags do not deserve this much attention. Die.

I'm so glad Gawker wasn't around when my public school class of 96 elected Manuel Noriega class president.

Stam is a prick & always will be but he is SEVENTEEN, people, there is always the chance that he will be pegged into normality by some random strong Barnard gir- oh, whom am I kidding.

@The Precautionary Whale: No one goes to Brandeis or Fordham from Horace Mann. The big fuckups go to Wesleyan and Georgetown, which are not genuinely shitty schools. In my graduating class I think eleven people went to Yale, five to Harvard, three to Dartmouth, seven (?) to UPenn, four to Brown, an untold number to Cornell, and plenty to WashU, Northwestern, Duke, UChicago, etc., with a healthy number going to Ivy equivalents like Stanford and MIT.

Besides, basically everyone ends up transferring to Ivies later.

@contradicto: Or their eyes.

What's strange about the comments on the article is that very few people mention how fucked up the board of trustees is.

@kisskisskiss: Well, they'd better get their transfers in now before it's too late to get into Harvard.

Oh wait.

.

Wendy Siegel looks like the Faun from Pan's Labyrinth.

@Oh No I Di'n't.: Well, "lesser" Ivies. No one said that sloth in high school is a sin that can totally be washed away. Because it isn't.

Dear Gawker, Spring is coming and I bet those trustees will be dressing "up" often. Could you puhleeeze keep us in the loop: Photos of schmatas, purses, accessories, shoes, I want to see everything! Could you make a reality show: The Trustees' New Clothes.

Actually, the piggy one in flowered sheets might want to try out for "Biggest Loser".

Shrinks are working OT on this shit

Wendy, Hyacinth Bucket asked that you send back her dress, pronto!

Sweetest Justice when:

Mrs. Siegel found out her husband was stooping a $50 crack whore in the back of his Benz on the 11 o'clock news.

Jr. Miss Siegel has S&M lesbian fantasies. You know she's the S in the M.

Mr. Stam ran away from home and ended up giving $50 blowjobs in the back alley of West Hollywood.

Welcome message from the Student Body President (Mr. "I was called a Nazi" Stam) in The Horace Mann Record:

[record.horacemann.org]

Apparently, he's preaching about "mutual respect and mature behavior" at school.

This is why I am sending my daughter to public school...

I fail to understand how there's any expectation of privacy on Facebook when all it takes is an email address to sign up. If privacy is a big deal, then don't join a fucking social network site. If nothing else, then engineer your profile to block certain things to people you don't know.

Jesus Christ, it's not like teachers aren't "allowed" to be on Facebook. (Oh noes!) The site even has a special designation for them.

I'm not sure I completely side with the teacher in this case, but I sure as hell don't side with that crazy woman with the alligator sunglasses.

I fail to understand how there's any expectation of privacy on Facebook, especially when all it takes to sign up is an email address. If privacy is a concern, don't post your intimate thoughts on the fucking Internet. And failing that, at least engineer your profile to block certain things to certain people.

For Pete's sake, it's not like Facebook is JUST for students and any teacher there is obviously encroaching on the kids' territory. There's a special designation for faculty, and several of my own teachers are on the website.

I'm not sure I completely side with McGuire in this case, but I definitely do not side with the crazy alligator glasses woman.

And of course I know what I am talking about, because I'm smart enough to post the same damn comment TWICE.

The above photo was not printed in the yearbook. It is from the front page of issue 27 of Volume 104 of The Record, the school's weekly newspaper.

I want my mother to be on my side, right or wrong.

And yes, she loves wearing floral printed dresses too. But her jewels are bigger than that.

@thatgirlinnewyork:

Noooo! Garden Party 1960 has first dibs!

(She probably cares more about the nasty fashion criticism than of being shown to be a bigoted helicopter parent.)