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    If moose don't have to pay for sex, why are they on Adult MooseFinder?

    "Ubiquitous, open-doored singles' site Adult Friendfinder promises 'hot sex tonight!' — but for whom, with whom?" asks Melissa Gira Grant. Well, not sure. But on Adult MooseFinder, the answer to both questions is moose. There's less of a squirm factor, too. For example, the women "who use AFF have pretty specifically kinky tastes," Grant notes, but the moose on AMF, the moose, they like a little action, but prefer twigs, roots, and bark. Full screenshot from Adult MooseFinder, below.


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