Sometimes these are just too easy! A lone blind item today, from Ben Widdicombe. The answer is painfully obvious. What's even more painful is that it's painfully obvious. Because really, I shouldn't know who are being talking about. But, sigh, I do. Here, feel like a loser with me: "Which Disney youth act's gay stylist had the suits in a dither because he insisted on dressing the boys in the tightest possible clothes? The execs had to back down when the 'beyond metrosexual' look was a smash with their target 'tween audience." The obvious answer after the jump.
Or I guess it could be: