Poor Little Heroin Addict Sent To Bad Place

Pete Doherty, an entertainer of children who just may have some blood in his heroin system, has been thrown in the clink. The Babyshambles frontman and former paramour of hollow-boned Kate Moss ("Ow, my bones...") has been sent to English prison (a land without tea) for 14 weeks. On what charges, my good man? Well, for "breach of time keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs." Ah. Different drugs. Had he stayed with the old ones... well, none of this would have happened. He'll miss two scheduled performances and untold instances of pants-wetting and sadness-inducing, and is thusly looking into filing an appeal. Perhaps the outcome of the appeal will finally determine once and for all if Pete is in fact famous enough to never really get in trouble, or if he's just a miserable shit like the rest of us. [Showbiz Spy]

2:00 PM on Tue Apr 8 2008
By Richard
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moff at 02:07 PM on 04/08/08
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I hope he gets out on appeal so that he can miss those two shows of his own volition.
LatestBy at 02:07 PM on 04/08/08
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"Hi, I'm Kate Moss, I don't know if you remember me. Pete and I did drugs outside your office?"
BK_KT at 02:09 PM on 04/08/08
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Mah Pete, incarcerated.
nevin at 02:13 PM on 04/08/08
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Out in 6 weeks with good behaviour. He should have been banged up about 5 offences ago. It is just a pity that he can't be sent to Oz.

Either the fictional prison or Australia, lets restart the tradition of sending our convicts there.....
TheHonJudgeSmails at 02:15 PM on 04/08/08
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Hope has a good lawyer. Doc Emmett Brown did some hard time for breach of time-keeping.
dado at 02:16 PM on 04/08/08
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That rips it! I was certain he was a fictional character created by some British Ashton Kutcher. You mean all this was true?
misssgolightly at 02:18 PM on 04/08/08
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He looks eerily like a kid I student-teach. Foreshadowing?
Lonesome_George at 02:21 PM on 04/08/08
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I smell a reality show!
depardoo at 02:24 PM on 04/08/08
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Once he gets there, some pretty nasty dudes will be going to his bad place.
nanotalent at 02:26 PM on 04/08/08
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@LatestBy: "I have hollow bones? Like a bird?"
PimpMyCouch at 02:26 PM on 04/08/08
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@TheHonJudgeSmails: I hear Marty McFly only got three years' probation, on account of how he was a minor at the time.
LatestBy at 02:33 PM on 04/08/08
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@nanotalent: "Yes, Kate, I remember, I remember."
AndIAmTellingYou at 02:35 PM on 04/08/08
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Wow. Pete's not half-bad when he sorta cleans up, puts on weight, antipersperant, and a fresh shirt.
TheHonJudgeSmails at 02:35 PM on 04/08/08
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@PimpMyCouch: Biff got off scott-free. He greased the D.A.
SheWalkedWithAZombie at 02:48 PM on 04/08/08
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@Richard: "Ow! My bones..." Avian Bird Syndrome. Some of our most important figures -- they are role models! -- suffer from this debilitating condition. It's not right to mock it.
Sargasm at 02:48 PM on 04/08/08
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@AndIAmTellingYou: And loses the syringes hanging out of his veins.
SheWalkedWithAZombie at 02:48 PM on 04/08/08
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@AndSheSaid: Avian Bone Syndrome.
Goober_Pea at 02:49 PM on 04/08/08
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Moby was right.
AndIAmTellingYou at 03:06 PM on 04/08/08
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We're kids incarcerated!
K-I-D-S!...
Whoa, oh, oh, looks like we made it...

+ Watch video
bjonston at 04:07 PM on 04/08/08
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Do British prisons have guys called Ben Dover too?
annasballs at 04:28 PM on 04/08/08
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have they got room for Naomi?
CaptainFantastic at 04:42 PM on 04/08/08
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@AndIAmTellingYou: I hope you are not referring to the pic above.
Alabama~Boy at 04:55 PM on 04/08/08
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How hard can an English Prison really be? I think If I had to serve time in any country I'd pick Britian... it beats the US, Africa or Mexico...
Alabama~Boy at 04:56 PM on 04/08/08
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they have tea and cookie snacks, instead of water and bread...
SheWalkedWithAZombie at 05:10 PM on 04/08/08
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@Alabama~Boy: cake or death?
depardoo at 05:17 PM on 04/08/08
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@bjonston:

Yes, and also Heywood Jablomie.
Maulleigh at 05:42 PM on 04/08/08
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I hear they let you out early if you just do this week-long program where they just show you some movies while you're strapped to a chair.

He never liked Beethoven anyway.
onebadclam at 06:06 PM on 04/08/08
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"I say, Warden! Today's scones were a tad under-toasted. Wut? Wut?"
youtalkwaytoomuch at 11:57 PM on 04/08/08
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I say miserable shit. Who needs lots of help.
Twerpsichore at 06:46 AM on 04/09/08
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Please, Sir... can I've some more?