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As commenter WhatBubble pointed out, when it comes to mullets, it's supposed to be business in the front, party in the back. The San Francisco Chronicle got a trim in February, and some days now runs the sports section and business section together — but got it backwards, with the sports party in the front, and the exploits of captains of industry relegated to the rear. The New York Times has also combined the two sections in the weekday edition, but properly puts business up front. But hey, for those who like their business in the back, the Chronicle has you pegged.