Major names like Britney Spears and Demi Moore have memorably posed for controversial pregnancy pictures in the past, but something tells us Tori Spelling's decision to bare her knocked up belly won't stir up quite as many arguments. It's pretty simple: we don't want. While shooting her (yes, it still exists) B&B reality show with hubby Dean McDermott, the unlucky quasi-heiress made a sad attempt to imitate Demi's Annie Leibowitz shoot for Vanity Fair and Britney's uber-styled photos in Harper's Bazaar. Unfortunately, the results look more like what you'd expect from your local mall photographer as opposed to the star treatment given to glossy cover-worthy celebrities of yore. A closer look, plus Tori's explanation of why she's Loving! Her! Body! after the jump.
As you can see, Tori apparently enlisted the help of no one but herself in concocting this backyard photo shoot. The chipped manicure and flat-ironed mess of a hairdo suggest Spelling simply woke up last week and decided she wouldn't let her failed attempts at sparking any fashion magazines' editorial interest stand in the way of her gorgeous pregnancy picture dreams. As Tori told Us, "So far I've gained 25 pounds and am loving my body...now I know that it is possible to get back your body with diet and dedication." While we suspect none other than hubby Dean took these photos (at no charge), we do enjoy seeing a smile on Donna Martin's face. Fingers crossed that she pushes that kid out in time to realize her 90210 comeback dreams.
[Photo credit: Startraks via Usmagazine.com]