Just in case he hadn't officially lost all his "punk" cred already, Pete Wentz has successfully sealed the deal by getting engaged to lip sync queen Ashlee Simpson. And proving they're the ultimate modern couple, Ashlee made the announcement via (of all things) the website friendsorenemies.com in a post last night: "Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged...We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you." Why exactly a "very private matter" is the sort of thing one willingly announces in the form of a blog post is beyond us, but one issue Pete feels more than comfortable discussing is his love of cross-dressing. As the bassist told Fox News recently,
"I love Jessica Simpson's stuff, especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time."
Though we are glad to hear that at least one person out there actually likes anything Jessica Simpson has designed, we have to wonder if Pete only agreed to make due on that "promise ring" he gave Ashlee earlier this year so he could have unlimited access to her closet and makeup bag for the rest of his life. Between his guyliner and her plastic surgery addiction, we only hope they don't rush out too many mini-Wentzes to promptly ruin the childhoods of.
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