No go at PopCrunch — try the Roosevelt

The word tonight (late night, folks — Jackson's got me posting in the middle of a date) for the PopSugar/TechCrunch soiree in L.A.? For the guys who have yet to score, the Roosevelt Hotel may your veritable last chance. My advice? Go sit sweetly at the bar, read this post a few times nonchalantly on your BlackBerry, and let the girls (if there are any not yet spoken for) approach you. Girls who work hotel bars have their own code of survival. Chances are if your last social encounter was with men who read TechCrunch every day, you're going to need someone else — whether you want to bed them or not — to take the lead. Hit the ATM now. (Photo by Bonny Pierzina)