Of course, Griffin (Is she funny? Is she annoying?) has been dating Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak since last year and even discussed their sex life on Larry King, inspiring daymares across the nation for weeks. The couple were also recently featured in Us Weekly claiming they're "so in love"!
Expect this outing to be addressed in Griffin's next stand-up act, which we imagine will go something like: "Oh please, people. Like I would unclamp my vadge from Wozzie's peen long enough to go have sex with Adnan? Let me tell you, I'm never letting this guy go. Literally. I've been doing my Kegels to keep him inside me. He couldn't leave if he tried. You know what I'm saying, ladies? Gays, I'm talking to you! Heeeeeey!!!" [gays collapse into hysterics]