Gawker
- Your day editor missed two days of this week we've just finished, so we're sorta just making this one up. Maybe we will get into Yale? It will work beautifully until our vindictive gay lover exposes us. The Skull & Bones may be involved!
- Some people won Pulitzers, which upset Denton, because as soon as a paper wins one of those they start acting like these jerks.
- Everyone is gay, still. Especially us! According to Matt Sanchez, who is impressively crazy. No, seriously. Pretty much nuts.
- It's Tax Time! So here are some photos of naked ladies for you to click on. Here and here.
- Who would in in a fight between The Bible and a Jew? Television.
- Some people share too much. We hope they never ever stop!
- Also: comedy, gay crayons, the nation's bubblegum supply, and this little video Blakeley made of reporters getting hurt.
- We hate TMZ, Katie Couric hates getting a zillion dollars to read the news at CBS. So she's leaving! According to the Wall Street Journal. The Times got mad that the Journal printed this story so they printed their own story about it. And that magically made Katie decide to quit CBS, if she hadn't decided before, probably.
- Kickball!
