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Hillary Clinton spent Saturday appealing to blue collar voters in Indiana. Which means drinking like a frat boy, obv. At a little neighborhood place called Bronko's in Crown Point, Indiana, Senator Clinton hoisted a mug of beer and then partook in a round of shots with the assembled locals. A shot of whiskey! A shot of blended Canadian whiskey. Dammit Hil, America makes the best whiskey in the world—who's reponsible for ordering Crown Royal? Wolfson? An Associated Press photog was there and captured the whole sad scene. We've got a charming gallery of hot Clinton party photos after the jump. Blue states truly lost.
All photos: Carolyn Kaster for AP
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I checked on a hunch and of course the cross-eyed shot is on Drudge.
Crown Royal is great with ginger ale when you want to get effed up. Not when you want to win elections.
@Bell County: Genius.
For some reason this post reminds me of a bad eBay listing.
Also, I'm sure the Crown Royal folks will argue that their liquor comprises "97% American-made parts assembled in Canada."
good god, woman, even I don't do whiskey shots.
In picture number 3 they are all giving her the i want to bang you face.
and someone is totally wearing that Dad swetshirt to the next hipster kickball game
Call me when she does a keg stand
@Truculent: Call me when she's chasing the dragon with crushed up Oxycontin tablets
Awww ... they're playing Presidents and Assholes.
Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO! And It's not over now...toga! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Another case of can't get right Clinton.
@TheHonJudgeSmails: Oh you!! You just sounded like my Dad!
Is Hillary getting tanked any less ridiculous than Dukakis on that tank back in '88? I think not.
She promises to install the first Ovalo Office booze funnel.
Now if she can only do shots while under sniper fire ...
If Hillary is prez, every day will be SPRING BREAK 99!!! Sweet.
Those pictures remind me of what informs my opinion of Indiana.
"Dad" (in blue shirt): "Goddammit, she better not puke on me. Now get out of my bar."
Are the guys in the suits regular patrons of Bronko's?
It looks like a fraternity party gone all wrong.
yea, that was probably a fun night for the Bronko boys... but the smiles are gonna fade in two years when she completely jumps the shark and demands free drinks for life for herself and her kickball team.
@Mike_Jahn: Hey, now! What, are you Bill Clinton?
Hey, after 10 drinks, she looks like Chelsea!
Or is it the other way around?
Funny. Hill has a "Dad" sweater just like that at home.
Aw! She's adorables.
Drinking is so cool!
So, maybe she's trying too hard, but I still believe she can suck back a whiskey and a beer no problemo.
@Helman: Didn't I see a story years ago about both McClean and her being in Bosnia or somewhere at the same time and she outdrank him. Or she wanted to do shots and he didn't? Thirty seconds worth of Googling didn't turn it up. BTW, apropos of doing shots, Karen Allen is back! Marion Ravenwood is back! I DO hope that the scriptwriters have Indy use the "I knew one day you'd coming walking back through my door" line.
What does she need that for? She has plenty of hair on her chest.
She ain't middle class, no matter how drunk she gets at some bar called Bronko's in Indiana.
She should've def ordered Knob Creek, if only as a shout out to our Super Goddess.
I'll vote for her when she has the good taste to drink her whiskey on the rocks and shoot Kazis.
@Mike_Jahn: (1) Nice try, underminer.
(2) I will ALWAYS love Karen Allen. She's like a more babe-like version of Mrs. Kotter, who I will also always love.
@Helman: The only actress to come along since who has been able to do that smile/snarl is Katie Sackhoff, which is why I loves her too.
Closeted Dyke Pols Gone Wild
@Mike_Jahn: And don't forget those freckles!
I'm so sick of the "Guy You Can Have A Beer With" media beauty contest.
Also, note to Hill: Don't look at the shot while you take it.
Wow! She's just like us!
@Koreanish: I think she might be sniffing it.
If only Hil had a Black Tooth Grin instead of a straight up shot of Crown...I'd probably have no choice but to give her props for the first time ever...so close Hillary, so so close.
Also, I love the guy next to her with the "DAD" sweatshirt. Pure class.
And wtf...how is it that no one got a shot of her face immediately after taking the shot? That's clearly the best part of watching someone take a shot.
@FitnessMadeSimple: I love your user name!
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@Heather Fink: I'm glad. It makes my day every time someone gets it :)
Two things: First, I can only hope that she was getting good and liquored up to go bitch slap that undermining lout of a husband of hers for his, "oh, never mind Hill, she's just senile and 11 o'clock is past her bedtime," Bosnia comments of that same day and 2) what the fuck lady, you're in Indiana. Hit the Everclear. It's the only way to spend more than a half hour in that creepy-assed state and still be sane.
Love the pic of her and "Dad". I was going to call Hill a rhinestone cowboy but these pics actually manage to humanize her. Alcohol, the trouble with and the solution to all of life's problems.
Hi Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is exactly what this country needs: a president WHO CAN HOLD THEIR LIQUOR
We all know what happened last time Hillary drank too much in a bar.
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@BalknChain: Another case of This Week -watching or boilermaker-all-too-knowing Balk.
I bet she's still a better bowler than Barack, even three sheets to the wind.
Although the only thing she's answering at 3 AM tonight is the call to throw the hell up.
Like she's not elitist. Ha.
She's all, Snap away, photogs. I need to un $^&@# wind.
in that one pic...where she's cross-eyed...she looks like Martin Short...man hands and all.
her next commercial should be with steve martin and chevy chase...
...i'm just sayin'.
Did nobody else notice the douche toasting what appears to be a mudslide in the top left of the first pic?
I mean, it's Indiana for fuck's sake. Mash liquor or go home. The woman next to you is about to kick your ass. [at 3am]
@bitterNewsie: i thought that was odd as well. i'd love to see who was toasting it. given the corpse hand holding it i'm hoping it was clare boothe luce, who, i would think, would know better than to let the clasp on her necklace slide to the front - even when condescendingly boozin' with the proletarians.