If I ever had the opportunity to meet Ivanka in person I would probably only be able to stammer out "Uh..hi...uh...wow, great boobs!". Unless, of course, it was a lonely dark alley and I had a .45. Then I would say "get in the trunk".

Her son complimented her on her boobs? What has the world come to?

This couple even embarrasses Eurotrash.

can the Trumps and the Hiltons just cross breed and get it over with? what is it, you ask? obviously the apocolypse, silly!

His taste is in his Boca.

He totally stole that quote from Clueless. Then he went off rolling with his homies.

You can take the family out of Queens, but ...

whats with the younger trump? eric? why do they hide him.

Stay classy, Donald Jr.

So is this husband (who looks kinda old for 35) a mo-mo just putting on a show-show?

What's up?

If not, surely there are less painful routes to financial security, no?

@blogissuchanuglyword: Something about a .45 and a shovel.

This is like when Mark Harris married ancient and amputeed Martha Raye for "love". Maybe she had great boobs, too.

They can put the body right next to the Red Sox jersey.

Wow, this is so cool. They're doing more episodes of Ab Fab?!?

Patsy's not aging well, though.

I hear they have a scheduled court appearance to change their names to Oedipus and Jocasta.

I hope they stay together for at least as long as the four months it took to make the wedding cake.

I expect her boobs to send him a Thank You card.

Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear reunite after 20 soul-searching years apart.