I love her. She has twelve fun phrases, and when you turn her on her back, her eyes shut.

"People actually hate me more than Rachel Ray or Tony Kornheiser, how is that possible?"

Both are professionals who demonstrate a specific ability in their fields, whereas you are just a pathetic attention whore with nothing other than moderately good looks to offer, so I would say it is not only possible but entirely understandable. Then again, a total absence of shame or self-awareness are part of what she brings to the table.

@KarenUhOh: Talkee Julia is starting not to like us.

She doesn't have control over her spasmatic blinking either.

she has found a way to utilize all the skills that any popular girl in high school would use... except she does it to make money instead of date the QB. She might be a decade late but at least she's doing something with her good [not great] looks while they last... sadly, when she's 35 people will say, "remember when she was internet prom queen? ha. well look at her now!"

poor Julia, she saw what happened to those girls and STILL wanted to emulate them. sad. I iz crying for herz.

Are 35 dozen oysters 35 times 12? If that's the case then why didn't they just say 420?

How can one person be so utterly devoid of any charm?

@KarenUhOh: I couldn't get her to stop pissing, whether I gave her water or not.

@DorothyMantooth: Years of practice?

I love the fact that she was found to be even more loathsome than the dickhead Marine who threw a puppy off of a cliff.

@blix: Yeah, bitch turned on us, and we made her!

she looks like ivanka trump with a brown wig on.

@hypocriteoath: Oh crap, I forgot about the prom! Maybe it's not to late to ask Liz Smith. I hear she likes them young.

She may be easy on the eyes but I doubt she'd make a fine wife, English. Those hands weren't built for milking cows or for cooking an honest supper.

I just had a premonition of how bad a plastic surgery casualty she's going to be.

@the-cubicle-dweller: Adderal? It'd explain how little she sleeps as well.

@KarenUhOh: Wow, you lobbed that one right over the plate for an anal joke, and I'm too hungover to hit it.

Lodwick's moustache is tingling right now.

@DorothyMantooth: I thank it's a side-effect of Fox's mandated surgery to remove all traces of humor and objectivism. Sadly, charm is located directly between the two, and it is more economical to make a single incision than multiple.

@blix: young? maybe. virile? probably. not disgusted by old naked body? it's requisite.

@Bell County: Wildenstein Jr.?

Julia, Hilary Clinton would like her throaty little chuckle that lets the world know she finds all of this just rich back.

@hypocriteoath: You raise a valid point. Please excuse me while I fill the sink up with warm sudsy water and scrub that mental image outta my brain.

@the-cubicle-dweller: That's because she's lying. Internally, she's cringing and just wants the interview to go away, hence the frequent long term blinks. Her gaze sup and to the left are also indicitive of the fact that she's a big fat liar.

[www.blifaloo.com]

Up and to the Left
Indicates: Visually Constructed Images (Vc)
If you asked someone to "Imagine a purple buffalo", this would be the direction their eyes moved in while thinking about the question as they "Visually Constructed" a purple buffalo in their mind.

Ah, look who got pudgy. Hey Julia! That second chin is coming in nicely.

@valarmorghulis: "It's pronounced Weilden-steen"

@tracyflick: I figured as much. It really does bother her that the Marine scored lower on the haterade scale. I mean, he killed a puppy and he's less loathed.

@valarmorghulis: Aw, I can't imagine that it's merely the Dreaded Fox Effect that's caused that, m'dear. The self-absorption, at least, well pre-dated the talking head status.

She's point-on. This strategy worked well the first time:

+ Watch video

It gives me great satisfaction knowing that at 10:50 yesterday morning, I was being whorish in a completely different way.

@tracyflick: I looked up to the left and this came onto my monitor:
[www.thepurplebuffalo.net]

@fileunder: How much you cost?

Thumbs up is only cool when the Fonz does it.

And if girlfriend doesn't think all press is good press, what the fuck is she doing on CNN when the purported topic is how much people hate her?

@Bell County: Ach so!

She now reminds me of Kirstie Alley, but with the voice like a variable-speed hammer drill or a reluctant mongoose with a deviated septum. I also think she has high levels of brain-cholesterol.

Her hair does look nice, though.

@DorothyMantooth: But the self-absorbed can still be charming. It's rare, but take Courtney Love, Brett Michaels, and....fuck. I think I just dialecticly proved you correct.

@Otto-Reimer: Pudgy? Not pudgy. You can't have matchstick arms and be pudgy.

@gawksFromaRock:
Oh, coffee and a bagel should do it.

See Julia? It's easy!

Great! Next she'll be complaining about all those pounds she put on...

Go for it!

Much ado about nothing.

I hate chiming in on this conversation but what's wrong with her mouth when she talks??? Nose job? Veneers? Restylene? Conspiracy theories anyone? It just don't look right.

I don't know, I find Howie's hair kind of fascinating when he leans down and you can see that blob in the middle's off center and his part's way over on the opposite side. Pretty amazing.

@Knucklehead Babylon: There can only be one!! Nice Highlander reference.

Methinks publicly announcing that your ex has is bipolar is a good example of saying something pretty fucking negative about someone.

@She_of_the_Socks: "Ex has is?" Take your meds, Socks.

a totally classic display of narcissistic rage!

@BK_KT: All three. (1) Nose job (there is a video of her with some guy doing an imitation of (mocking) JK and she can't breathe when she laughs because her nose doesn't move); (2) another video, looking for an apartment and is buck-toothed with veneers ala Freddy Mercury; (3) restylene lip and marionette injections as per any of the millions of pursed-lip photos. And from all appearances I think it's safe to say (4) botox for sure.
@Bell County: has pretty much nailed it.
Ah Gawker, the paths you've led me down. (What? Can't I complain about being a victim too? Gawker's intro to JA made me curious and now I know far more than I want to. Wha wha poor me. And now JA says I must have no life. Ouchy ouch ouch.)

Kate Jackson just called; she wants her hair back.

@McCheeburger: That was Jaclyn Smith on the phone, Sparkie!

Sheesh, get your classic Charlie's Angels right for once, idjiit!

She just wants someone to love and understand her.

Who's rich and has a decent media profile.

And tall.

Will sacrifice some height for profile or money.

Ideally, a hetero, but that's not deal-breaker important.

Okay, if the money is there and he's not a total midget fugster, she'll raise the profile.

But he's got to really understand her, really get her (need for attention) and what she's all about (attention/money).

[www.thepurplebuffalo.net]

Why do people who love to hate on haters say it's because "they have nothing better to do?" What a lame excuse. Just because JA can't multitask (headbands or lip gloss? headbands or lip gloss?) doesn't mean all the haters out there can't.

@winniecooper: It's called deflecting.

Uh yah, I'm pretty sure absolutely nobody (except maybe Nick Denton, who totally sweats me) has noticed, but I've pretty much refrained all this time from participating in any sort of Julia Allison commentatoree type stuffs--

But now, upon watching this video (despite the fact I wouldn't trade places with her in a gazillion years-- cuz I actually have like 5 or 6 real jobs, personal accomplishments with which I'm pleased, look ten years younger than I actually am, and have a totally loaded good-looking fiancee, thank you very much), I think I feel compelled to say:

"Somehow... this woman... in a way... has like... become my... like... HERO!" Or some shit.
It's fucking weird.

And thus, in other words, I guess I must also be saying: Fuck all yalls.
Aha ha ha hahahaah ahahhahahahhaa.
Wow. That felt kinda good for some reason. I have no idea why.

I'm just sayin.

1. bad plastic lips
2. bad fake hair
3. bad blue eyeshadow
4. bad pearls
5. playing 50, looking 40

wtf?

who's dick did she suck to get a CNN segment? and, she never said anything mean about anyone? what a fucking liar...

That was a good mindless tv interview. She had her (three or was there more?) talking points memorized and she ignored everything the interviewer said. Very professional. What was she selling though?

@chickenjungle:

With a lot of hard work, and a lot of prayer to Jesus, you too can join Tony Kornheiser and Julia Allison in the pantheon of people with 5 or 6 awesome jobs and no reason to live.

I see she set her makeup gun to "WHORE."