TAG Body Spray To Melt Rappers

News from last week that we unfortunately stumbled onto today, in a blow to our own personal tranquility: Atlanta hip hop mogul Jermaine Dupri is teaming up with the off-brand adolescent frat boy soaking potion TAG, maker of shitty body spray, to launch a hip hop record label. Its artists "will merge their music with brand marketing for TAG." Rage, exasperation, disgust, etc. [via Multicult Classics]

6:11 PM on Wed Apr 16 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
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famousauthor at 06:22 PM on 04/16/08
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I assume this will be music that smells? Stinks, even?
Buzz Killington at 06:24 PM on 04/16/08
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They need to stop making this shit. If al Qaeda is looking to blow something up, they would surely win my support by hitting the fucking TAG body spray factory.
kathotdog at 06:25 PM on 04/16/08
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I thought only 13-year-olds that wore Harry Potter tshirts, played D&D and WoW and had those funny little mustaches wore TAG?
disslexic at 06:27 PM on 04/16/08
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In other news, the makers of Old Spice will team with the U.S. Navy to produce a new album called "Sexy Sea Chanties"
AuntPeniston at 06:27 PM on 04/16/08
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Adolescent frat boys? Shit, I'm glad we didn't have those in my day!
ExecutiveIntern at 06:28 PM on 04/16/08
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I'm sure they could raise sufficient capital for this venture on Staten Island.
izzodee544 at 06:38 PM on 04/16/08
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Soulja Boy Tag it
AuntPeniston at 06:38 PM on 04/16/08
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@AuntPeniston: Or TAG. Brut and Drakkar Noir were bad enough. But at least they weren't marketed as "body spray," thereby giving the wearer license to completely souse themselves and burning the olfactory bulbs of everyone in a one-mile radius.
Cheap Shot at 06:39 PM on 04/16/08
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Funny thing is... once the artist signs up with them they have to PROMOTE the damn thing!
izzodee544 at 06:39 PM on 04/16/08
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We've Only Got 4 Minutes to Tag the World!
izzodee544 at 06:40 PM on 04/16/08
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Tag my Body (Mariah Carey)
nltisme at 07:04 PM on 04/16/08
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The evil just will not stop............GAWD!
misssgolightly at 07:09 PM on 04/16/08
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@kathotdog: You are mistaken, my friend. In junior high, all the hot boys used Axe (this was before Tag came out) to get ALL the ladiez.
P.S. Do Kimora Lee Simmons' earrings keep blinging at anyone else? Cause it's driving me crazy.
Twerpsichore at 07:18 PM on 04/16/08
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@misssgolightly: Actually all the ads on this site make me short-circuit. I need special peripheral-vision-blocking goggles or I'm going to have a seizure soon.
misssgolightly at 07:22 PM on 04/16/08
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@Twerpsichore: She keeps staring at me with these come-hither-yet-strangely-dead eyes, her silicone about to fall out all over my keyboard, her earrings winking at me. I feel violated.
TedSez at 07:26 PM on 04/16/08
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Smells Like Peen Spirit.
ExecutiveIntern at 07:26 PM on 04/16/08
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@misssgolightly: I've said this before, and I will say it again. After staring at her for about 2 months, I fell in love with the bra-less girl with the vacant stare from the American Apparel ads. Damn you Dov and your softcore advertising!
Hez at 07:27 PM on 04/16/08
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@TedSez: ZOMG! I may never comment again. Your comic artistry is truly without equal.
Twerpsichore at 07:30 PM on 04/16/08
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@misssgolightly: And I'm sitting here trying to imagine what it must feel like to be THAT dolled up. Can Fembot breathe?
TedSez at 07:59 PM on 04/16/08
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@Hez: Thanks! But you can't stop now -- you're JA's favorite commenter.
Catbirdseat at 08:24 PM on 04/16/08
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[www.catbirdseat.org]

Welcome to 2008
richardmarxhatesmyhair at 08:40 PM on 04/16/08
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"Tag" Team back again, WHOOPS There it is!
Hez at 09:05 PM on 04/16/08
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@TedSez: I'm just lulling her into a false sense of secure-titty.
Smitros at 10:19 PM on 04/16/08
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Leveraging negative synergies left and right.
DanLar75 at 01:54 PM on 04/17/08
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"I am Jack's complete lack of understanding"