Tyler Perry's Movie That White America Will Never See

I haven't been this upset since Dana Plato signed on for Iphigenia Does Delphi.

It's a different world... (I know, wrong show.)

Well, since it's a Madea movie, we know that Pulliam will play the part of the prostitute elegance and nuance.

Until her pet goldfish dies.

Cliff: Is that what you're wearing to school, Rudy?
Rudy: Yes.
Cliff: Go in your room and change. You look like a fortune-teller!

JFP will star as "Extra #2"

Oh, Madea. Sorry.

Dear Tyler Perry,

I appreciate that your movies aren't full of gun-toting thugs played by newly irrelevant rappers however, having a fat, sassy black woman main character played by a man in movies that are essentially baptist church revivals isn't that much better in the way of crushing stereotypes.

kisses,
the monolithic black community

Gary Coleman is a shoo-in for pimp.

Cliff: "Rudy, I told yoooooou to keep your flooginflammey away from flammyjammey!
Here's a pudding pop for da pimp"

@roodles: Hah, awesome.

@scroll_lock: i don't know, man. i wouldn't rule out malcolm-jamal.

@saltwatertaffy: Only if Antonio Fargas refuses to come out of retirement.

Say it ain't so, Sweet Feet

Death to Olivia.

I really hated her faux-cuteness schtick.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: aww shucks, thanks!

Oy, for this she went to Spelman?