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[Pretty pretty princess and Britney Spears apologist Chris Crocker in Lost Angeles yesterday. There are even worse pictures of this particular event than this one, if you can believe it. Image via WENN]
"The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"
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2:40 PM on Fri Apr 18 2008
By Richard
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How did he manage camel-toe?
Eat this, BryanBoy.
that boy is UGLY.
@mathnet: hee
@mathnet: and, p.s., it's about the balls.
@mathnet: You pull everything STRAIGHT UP, and strategically use the hem of your jeans to lift and separate.
(reference: me, hallowe'en, 2004)
"I heard a rumor. Mexican werewolves are coming up from Mexico and selling crack!"
I love the 5 o'clock shadow.
Britney Now Sober and Thin
Chris Crocker, star of controversial teenage girlfight YouTube videos.
Vanity Fairy.
The girl in the background has a perfectly shaped square cut out of her jeans. Incredible.
@semiserious:
You're right. All he needs are rollerskates and a job at Tacos! Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!
Have you seen my baseball?
Well done! I am sure the last thing this guy wanted was media attention.
So much for the relaxing weekend. I guess I was due for some shuddering and crying in the corner of my bedroom.
May Parade takes to the streets a couple of weeks early.
Nights of Crockeria
@BalknChain: And uglier than ever.
In homage to Freud, Crocker stands between bicycle wheels.
Truly disturbing.
Are halter-neck bikini tops in for guys now? I sense a trend in the making.
@semiserious:
There's was this guy at the store with this flamethrower, and he like grabbed this lady's baby and he's like, "Oh, I'm gonna kill this baby!" It was so sad, I was like crying...
Aliza Shvarts Art Installation Sponsored By Converse
She looked okay before the jump.
is that his real hair?
he has man hands
Steven Tyler's muse.
LOLita.
Even the mannequin in the background can't stand to look.
Gwen Stefani models latest clothing line in LA.
One more reason kids should stay inside and play video games.
Heidiwood Comes To Dunce, Inane
Is he?
@Sarcastro: Dude Looks Like He's Scabies
By the way, the original caption here seems invincible.
Style By Mary Rambin
The Average Homosexual, In The Mind of Ann Coulter
Hey, guys can get pregnant now - why didn't he do that yet?
Tarnation 2 Now Filming
@SSteele:
There's nothing top about this guy.
@Chaim Gnadelstein:
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
The Professor's Attempt To Make A Clone Of Ginger And MaryAnne Goes Horribly Awry
Spears Imitation Falls Flat
Hedwig And The Angry Cinch Belt
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Weird Science II: Who Left A Page From "Twinkz" In The Scanner?
Chloe Sevigny shops in LA.
Man Cashes In YouTube Points For Shiny Bag Of Carnival Prizes
"Does this Adam's apple make me look fat?"
Photograph Inspires Homophobia In Homosexuals
Jamie-Lynn Spears Exclusive!: "I Hope Chris Crocker is an Only Child."
Trans-A-Scare-Ica
(oops, it's a caption contest!)
"You know you want it, bitches."
David Spade Waylaid by Melee while Getting Laid, Getting Paid
What Francis Bean Cobain Feared She'd Look Like
"Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now. LEAVE HER ALONE!"
Not So Tranny Fierce
Parallel Universe Francis Bean Cobain
Lead singer of the Nirvana-Hole cover band spotted leaving meth clinic
You know when frat boys borrow their girlfriends clothes and pretend like they are only acting gay? Ta-dah!
Mankini from The Soup mistakenly taken as fashion advice.
Chris Crocker Reluctantly Poses for Photo
She-Man Gets All Battle-Catty, Fuck Diablo Cody
Paris Hilton Stand-In's Stand-In Has Stand-In
Chris Crocker Blends In With the Crowd in West Hollywood, CA
No joke, my boyfriend played the Vanna White-type assistant in a drag talent show on 54th st recently, and every week he would pull his cheap-ass wig out of a plastic bag and then have to brush it for 15 minutes before it looked like a reasonable facsimile of hair again. My point? It always looked better than Crocker's hair even in the bag. Also, I'm seriously rethinking my twink fetish.