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CNN.com introduced a new feature today that allows you to buy t-shirts featuring some of their more outrageous headlines. Of course, even their most outrageous headlines are no match for the ones various bloggers and commenters are creating using their easily-hacked t-shirt store URLs. So let's have a contest! Knock up one that's funny—not purely offensive, please—and whichever one tickles our fancy the most wins a prize. If we're able too! Examples to get you started here and in the comments here. Enter in the comments below with a link and, if you can manage, an image of the shirt. Quick, before they fix it! The prize? We'll buy you the t-shirt you created! (If we can.) Standard contest rules apply.

2:43 PM on Mon Apr 21 2008
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SidAndFinancy at 02:51 PM on 04/21/08
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Cable Noise Network
TheHonJudgeSmails at 02:51 PM on 04/21/08
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Do I need to re-post my entry here?
mathnet at 02:52 PM on 04/21/08
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C you Next News day!
BettyCrocker at 02:55 PM on 04/21/08
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"I have meth in my pocket."
smitty at 02:55 PM on 04/21/08
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[www.cnn.com]
TheHonJudgeSmails at 02:57 PM on 04/21/08
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[www.cnn.com]
TedSez at 02:57 PM on 04/21/08
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Pull My Cable
fileunder at 02:59 PM on 04/21/08
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Hed Turner
BettyCrocker at 02:59 PM on 04/21/08
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@smitty: GAH!!! Ok, just make one extra large.
TedSez at 02:59 PM on 04/21/08
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Larry King Half-Alive
Anderson Cooper 180
Lou Dobbs Deports
Paula Zahn, How?
MyCubeHas3Sides at 03:00 PM on 04/21/08
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Balderdash!
I can't do it; blocked by The Man.
:-(
smitty at 03:00 PM on 04/21/08
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[www.cnn.com]
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Caucasian Network News
NeverEnough at 03:02 PM on 04/21/08
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There's a sex toy in my boot... and by "boot" I mean "ass".
Pope John Peeps II at 03:03 PM on 04/21/08
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Does my previous entry count?

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And here's a new one. Oh it's a classic alright. Oh it really really is.

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Botswana Meat... at 03:03 PM on 04/21/08
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Boy, 6, talks love, armpits and poop
BalknChain at 03:03 PM on 04/21/08
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C aNy News?
MyCubeHas3Sides at 03:03 PM on 04/21/08
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They Said All That Blood Could Not Have Come From Just My Anus, But It Had (see video)
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It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.
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CNN

We don't lose our genitals.
smitty at 03:06 PM on 04/21/08
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This Shirt is Hiding My Junk Rope
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These Aren't My Pants And the Rope Was A Gift
cardboardbelt at 03:20 PM on 04/21/08
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Or this one:

Blitzer is Sex.

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traydon_barter at 03:21 PM on 04/21/08
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Oh, by the way, this won't work, because you cannot actually buy shirts made via the hacking.
Tnuc at 03:22 PM on 04/21/08
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@BettyCrocker: It looks so much better in person!

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Pope John Peeps II at 03:22 PM on 04/21/08
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Tee hee. What am I, twelve? Still. TEE HEE.

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Pope John Peeps II at 03:24 PM on 04/21/08
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@Pope John Peeps II: Sorry. Link gone. It was a corrupt upload.

Try again.

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Botswana Meat... at 03:25 PM on 04/21/08
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Lou Dobbs killed Selena
smitty at 03:26 PM on 04/21/08
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@Pope John Peeps II:

My first attempt was "Pee Pee Poo Poo". That would make me about five??
Nrbelex at 03:26 PM on 04/21/08
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[China is] a "bunch of goons and thugs"

- I just saw it on CNN.com

ALSO...

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"This Shirt Should Not Exist"
Mike_Jahn at 03:29 PM on 04/21/08
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NO LULZ
mathnet at 03:32 PM on 04/21/08
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No news is enough news.
Tnuc at 03:40 PM on 04/21/08
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[www.cnn.com]
mathnet at 03:56 PM on 04/21/08
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[www.cnn.com]
Seeräuber Jenny at 03:59 PM on 04/21/08
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"CNN -- THE BEST TEAM IN POLITICS"

(We Don't Source Our Quotes)
BaconCat at 04:01 PM on 04/21/08
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"CNN anchor on Quest for anonymous Richard".
BalknChain at 04:02 PM on 04/21/08
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No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnew
bunnyblues at 04:11 PM on 04/21/08
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Why, oh why didn't this come out in time for this article: [www.cnn.com]
Seeräuber Jenny at 04:32 PM on 04/21/08
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CN² = Half the news all the time.
BettyCrocker at 04:36 PM on 04/21/08
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"Ask Me About My Gay Republian Representative."
BigVi at 04:38 PM on 04/21/08
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CNN LOVES FOX NEWS
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Pull My Rope FREEMETH
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busyness at 04:41 PM on 04/21/08
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@BettyCrocker: I don't know if you tickled the fancy of an official Gawker staff member, but your slogan made me laugh out loud. (Is it available in a bumpersticker?)
shonuff_nyc at 04:42 PM on 04/21/08
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[www.cnn.com]

just because
bunnyblues at 05:06 PM on 04/21/08
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Sometimes, blonde white girls die.
Steverino at 05:29 PM on 04/21/08
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Obama 2008
gith7962 at 05:47 PM on 04/21/08
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OK, how about:
Sadistic Killer Lesbians Shared Blood Lust
Or maybe:
Near-Decapitation Hasn't Dashed Teen's College Hopes

Wait, we can't use what's been on Fox.com?
Never mind.
LoveHandles at 05:48 PM on 04/21/08
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@bunnyblues: Hahahahahahahha.
Steverino at 06:32 PM on 04/21/08
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Soft-Focus Victims & Manufactured Outrage
Steverino at 07:08 PM on 04/21/08
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oops, with links:

OBAMA 2008

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Soft-focus victims and manufactured outrage

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The pope is magic

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Sorry, your state is too close to call

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KleenKiller at 08:31 PM on 04/21/08
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[flickr.com]

There we go.
NorthBeach at 07:02 AM on 04/22/08
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NeverEnough at 01:25 PM on 04/22/08
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Stab Baby.
zacechola at 02:56 PM on 04/22/08
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I came up with "That's what she iReported" yesterday and I'm pretty proud of it.
zacechola at 02:57 PM on 04/22/08
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I came up with 'That's what she iReported' yesterday and I'm pretty damn proud of it.

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zacechola at 02:58 PM on 04/22/08
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"That's what she iReported."
Japans at 04:24 PM on 04/22/08
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