Time: The next day.
Scene: Chelsea and Bill Clinton having breakfast.

Chelsea:Daddy, why did you sign DOMA?The gays are so much fun!

Separated at birth?

Chelsea Clinton ...

... and the "Nowhere Man" character from Yellow Submarine?

Well, considering all the free press this is getting, Barack should have thrown on his buttless chaps and spent all that Pennsylvania TV money on the biggest Sunday Tea Dance ever to hit Philly.

"Chelsea Clinton surrounded by drunk homosexuals"

Is it time for the Democratic National Convention already?

she stole my gay bar crawl birthday party idea! (except i planned on going with a top hat and a cane - Sisters, here i come!)

Finally, a Clinton that's a hag in a good way.

Drunk? At a club called "Bump" -- I'd hope they'd be high.

How do you know they're gay? And drunk?

Oh, right, living in Philadelphia. It's that or the mayor, and we know there's only one of those.

Once you go black, you never go back. This gay is for Team Obama!

This makes Chelsea Clinton hotter in my eyes. Yours too, admit it.

@Chief Wahoo: Ha!

Is there first-hand evidence regarding the grabability of her ass?

Can we say thank you?

That last picture looks . . . Tom Cruise, is that you?

@In Other News...: Oh My God. You're right.

@Chief Wahoo:

or the Republican National Convention.