"Who's the gay rapper?" It's been a parlor game in hip hop for years. A short and incomplete list of some of the most common names tossed around: Kanye West, Puffy, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, Common, and, of course, lisping, yoga-master rap mogul Russell Simmons. While there are plenty of rumors for each one, most of those guys are suspected, honestly, because of their fashion sense (except Lil Wayne, who kissed a guy). Or because somebody's homeboy's cousin knows this cat who Puffy tried to do a three-way with. Innuendo is king. But now a formerly closeted gay MTV music executive named Terrance Dean is about to release a book—which has been anticipated for more than a year—that he says will out the gay rappers once and for all. Don't be mad, y'all! This could be the chance of a lifetime for one lucky closeted homosexual.
A riveting memoir, Hiding In Hip Hop, uncovers a hidden and well-known unspoken secret. Deep within the confines of Hip-Hop is a prominent gay sub-culture. A world that industry insiders are keenly aware of, but choose to ignore. From the testosterone of men striving to be on top and in control, to the "by any means necessary" bravado in an industry that thrives on power, homosexuality is a reality at nearly every level of Hip-Hop.
What's really surprising is that hip hop has managed to keep the identities of its gay people officially secret for this long. Rap has been big business and big money for a long time, but unlike in Hollywood—where gossip hounds have essentially uncovered the gay celebrities, who are then allowed to go about their business—the rap industry still feels that being openly gay could jeopardize an artist's career for good. Tom Cruise hasn't lost work because of the gay rumors surrounding him; Jay-Z surely would. It's a barrier that everyone remains afraid to cross. A rapper who started out as openly gay could theoretically make a career in hip hop, but it would not be a mainstream one. Even today, fostering the twin images of sex lord and crime lord are the most reliable way that MCs propel themselves into superstardom. Though this is changing (see Kanye), it's a long way from changed.
So when Hiding In Hip Hop comes out on May 13—assuming that it does out some identifiable figures in hip hop, and that it is reliable—the fallout will be fascinating to watch. I would expect immediate denials, and private reprisals from anyone named. But the real gay rappers, whoever they are, would be wise to stand up and be counted for the first time. They would go down in history for something much bigger than mediocre album sales. And the marketing opportunities would be enough to relaunch a flagging career, albeit in a slightly more bohemian arena.
If Del tha Funkee Homosapien came out as gay, no one would care. If a hardcore rapper like, say, Fat Joe came out, people would be surprised. But if one of the usual suspects like Kanye or Puffy came out, they would be positioned to use their already-deep resources to continue their careers as trailblazers. So a bit of advice to whoever may be named in the book (assuming it's true): Don't be the mad rapper. When you're dead and gone, one small step you took towards toning down the homophobia in hip hop would be worth much more than your music. And if you are Puffy, your music always sucked anyways. So go for it!
(And if anyone happens to get their hands on the book before May 13, email us.)









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Hami (you may hate that, if so, sorry in advance), you are spot on as to Puffy's sucky music. Watch him not be gay but say he is now just to be edgy.
Perhaps rap should also work on taming some of the misogyny. I think a large chunk of the homophobia will go away, when anything "feminine" isn't completely derided.
I thought it was a little odd when Jay Z started rapping about Mac cosmetics. Oh right, you are so straight that you know everything about women, including the nuances of the products they buy. Right...
Jay-Z can't be gay, he just married Beyonce..Lil Wayne, questionable
Impugning a woman's virtue and calling a man homosexual, while relics of attitudes of an older age, are both nevertheless considered libel per se.
(Meaning a plaintiff doesn't have to prove any damages in order to recover, if they are not actually homosexual.)
Jus' sayin'.
Bone. Thugs. Harmony.
Sounds pretty gay to me.
everytime gay rapper gets a blow job from a gay music exec a fairy gets it's wings
Puffy did it with a cat?
(of COURSE it's jay-z!)
Sorry, but Jay-Z would not lose work if he were gay. As former label CEO, part owner of the NJ Nets and numerous other ventures, he's making money hand over fist. He's creating his own work, even if he never has to sling another rhyme. Same for Puffy (though, he's always been suspect to me).
Kanye, what woman has he ever been linked up with. Plus he's the only one from a liberal background who'd feel comfortable contemplating it
it had better be a better "rapper" than sisquo, who is def gay.
Del- not gay. Andre 3000?
I'm working on a book that promises to out a straight House deejay.
Don't sleep!
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. And what about the female rappers, hmmm?
I wish we could vote for which one it's going to be.
Kanye would have my vote.
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Can we hold our bated breath?
Even if Jay-Z did lose work for being gay, I'm sure he'd find a way to live off his $850 trillion fortune.
Anyway. So, no mention of Coolio?
Hamilton Nolan... out there grindin e'ryday to tell us what's crack-a-lackin in hip-hop.
whoever the gay rapper is, i bet he's simply fabolous.
I'd put money down on it being Nelly.
@4Cats: He just broke up with his "fiancée"! It was in yesterday's gossip roundup!
Holy shit, people are going to die...
Starting with me: why would rich Russell Rush marry a loathsome, ignorant lesbian if he wasn't a mo-mo?
Seriously?
Suge Knight, when you keep finding ways to get back to prison for a visit...
Um, the gays do seem to love them some Beyonce, the ultimate dress-her-up-collectible/technically female drag-queen...
Kanye... I'll just defer to the wisdom of unengagement observers... and the otherwise inexplicable eye-wear...
Buster... when you to the gym a lot, it's one thing... when you go to the gym for those perfect abs, the closet door is ajar, my bodyguard-betraying friend.
Andre Harrell... what's up, bachelor!
But seriously... if names are named, or even just sufficiently suggested, people gonna die...
Can't wait!
@4Cats: Kayne and his fiancee just broke up so he has been linked to a woman for a few years now.
OMG the fruit loops outfit will be so so hot now!
@AndIAmTellingYou:
I don't think Jay Z is gay as such-I think he just likes to fuck men-y'know anal style...
The greeks did it for time, I don't know why people make this shit such big news?
Sexuality is fluid! But heck-that's another debate.
Right-down UK land where I'm from and at; the rumours that have been swirling for as long as I've been wearing my air max's....
50 cent and G unit
Dr Dre
Eminem
The Game
LL Cool J
Jay Z
Neyo
Omarion and that little guy who used to sing with Snoop Doggy Dog when he was like 8...
Now to get the info/link re all the ones apart from Neyo/Omarion...
Check out UK gossip sites (mind this was aages ago) but if you're in denial and you think gay men were pink and straight men like beer...I'd suggest having a good ol sesh with google; check popbitch, Holy Moly
And re Neyo/Omarion check Rod20...
Ahh-thinks that's all I can think of for now?
Oh, female: Da Brat, Mc Lyte, Missy, Ciara...
I'm betting that the book doesn't deliver the actual names of any gay rap dudes and the so-called "revelations" will be along the lines of "Missy Elliot likes box."
Is Missy Elliot out-able, or is it already an accepted fact?
(Ooh, baby, lemme fix my weave.)
So basically Terrance Dean is the Jose Canseco of music industry gays. I wonder if his book will lead to stricter gay-testing in rap.
@mitchel_stevens: Well-played sir.
If I go to heaven, there won't be 77 virgins waiting for me. But LL Cool J will surely help me break my celestial Nantucket beach cottage in.
Hotter than a shot o' Cuervo, indeed.
oh dear lord, please let one of them be method man.
my number is...
If after all this build up and the only one named is Queen Latifa I'm going to be pissed
I'm sure Kanye is going to regret breaking up with his long-time girlfriend right before this book comes out. It doesn't really look good for him, does it?
@Botswana Meat Commission FC:
I'll raise. Nelly's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.
@In Other News...: Isn't every female rapper gay?
Kidding, kidding.
But for serious, wasn't there a rumor about LL making boys crawl around on hands and feet? (I know I read it somewhere because, obvs, it hasn't left my penis-brain.)
If Missy Elliott's gay, my world will be shattered. SHATTERED!
@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I met one at the MWC this year in Miami. I took a picture, it was magical.
I'm gonna wager that the most likely candidates for The Gay Rapper are all probably truly, madly, deeply bi.
If that is the author on the cover, what kind of krypton closet was he in? He looks as gay as a picnic basket. Don't rappers have gaydar or 20/20 vision for that matter?
By the way, Jay-Z was seen at a Cher concert once!
I thnk it's Jay-Z. I had suspicions as soon as he started rapping about how cool he was for hanging out with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. No straight man would think that's a good thing. (Then again, neither would any gay man.)
No one suspects LL Cool J? I've been hearing rumors about him for years.
That said, I do hope they name someone big. It's time someone did come out and combat all the rampant anti-gayness in rap.
Come on, everyone knows that all the misogynistic lyrics and videos are overcompensation for being a gay. If half these guys admitted their true sexual preference all we'd have are songs and videos about puppy dogs, ice cream and rainbows.
BTW - Only one person has mentioned Busta?! For serious, he's got to be THE poster boy for closeted gay rapper!
So, you mean these exquisitly groomed men with diamond earrings and watches, LV money clips, and Prada sunglasses who rap about Dom Perignon and have their own lines of perfume and clothing are closeted gays??? Whoooooaaaaa.
IMHO....from the first time I saw him I thought "hmmm...." Fifty Cent.
Ja Rule rumors have been going around for EVER. If lil wayne kissed a man, well that seems pretty self-explanatory. DMX too. In fact, I heard that the reason Ja Rule is MIA is that someone threatened to seriously out him if he didn't ... We all owe that person a huge debt of gratitude
"I got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one, bitch!"
@ktclementine: thanks!
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@roodles: Perhaps "rap" should work on taming the misogyny? Perhaps you should ahhh, why bother. Sure. "Rap" will get right on that.
Cam'ron is almost too obvious...
The level of uproar all depends on the kind of gay.
There was a piece in the Village Voice a few years ago about black men on the downlow; I remember one quote from a closeted gangbanger: "you can walk through the projects and be gay, but you cannot walk through the projects and be a faggot."
Given how many young black men are cycled through the incarceration process, there's probably a fair amount of don't ask/don't tell about situational homosexuality, as long as you're playing the "male" role. There's a whole lot of rap lyrics out there about making some rival your sexual victim.
I wouldn't be surprised if the only uproar would be over a flamboyant gay rapper, or a tough guy who turned out to be a wide receiver, if you get my drift.
@spazandmojo:
and here i was thinking i was the only one in love with Method Man. the only thing sexier than a black man is a HAIRY black man. can i get an amen?
@icallthebigonebitey: He comes with his own beard.
I'm thinking that it's gonna be Rob Base, but what do I know?
Oh, and Sticky Fingers from Onyx.
@icallthebigonebitey:
shit heard about Method Man!
Come on! It's Lucas (with the lid off!). Watch out for the fall out.
@Miff E. Mifflington: So I get props then, yeah?
Meanwhile, brace yourself for the forthcoming rap super-group:
Public Enema.
Meh...pretty sure Jay-Z is not gay. A friend of a friend was his "jump off" and it seems kind of pointless to have some no-name, round-the-way female jump-off if you like the boys. Its not like Ms. No Name will boost your heterosexual bonafides, especially when you buy her things to keep her quiet.
@Dusty in the Wind: Props given!