Bam Margera used to be sex-on-legs. Lately. he looks as though he's melting. What a shame.

Shit. I thought Opie was marrying Aunt Bea. Shit.

Okay. Fifty bucks.

Dear Opie,

I have a nice charcoal-on-paper of Catherine the Great and a horse. How much?

Sincerely,
Sarcastro

@KarenUhOh: Opie stole that line from Gomer Pyle: "Lies lies, lies.."

bam margera sure seems to get alot of ass for a dude whose claim to fame is dropping his pants and taking a dump in toilet on display in a hardware store. isn't he also rumored to have nailed jessica simpson?

Ahh, the moral outrage of talk radio. It tastes so sweet, doesn't it?

I hate to know this, but...Bam is married...I kinda watched it on MTV. That being said, as cute and nice as his wife appears to be, she's obviously a few cards short of a deck to voluntarily enter into a binding contract with that guy...

@JinxyMcDeath: don't feel bad...i was forced into watching that tila tequila show on mtv for the first time last night and my already dark soul is even darker for it.

Why would anyone want to even touch Bam Margera without a hazmat suit? Same for Knoxville.

Ah, radio...Makes you think of a simpler time, doesn't it.

Would it be starting a new rumor if someone said they had sex in a confessional stall at St. Patrick's Cathedral?

Damn-that hair! Either it's hair club for men or he does drag as a female golf pro.

The lesson here is don't get engaged.

@The Cooler: They are shock jocks, not talk radio, really. Might find a better place to grind that axe.

@Juancho:
Same for either Opie or Anthony.

@dado: You can do that as many times as you like. It's the next step that's the problem.

@In Other News...: I hope we're not confusing the confessional with the glory hole.

I hate to admit it here, but Opie and Anthony kind of rule?

@TheHonJudgeSmails:
Hate to disagree with you, Judge - but I don't think they're smart enough to be funny.

Any indignity and suffering heaped upon this twit-stain and his ilk is divinely welcomed, if inherently insufficient...

Lord willing, as Warner Wolf would say:

Let's go to the video tape!

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Do they?

@Mike_Jahn: They HAVE those in there? It's always so dark.

something tells me this tape will end up in the bucket of the faildozer.

@Conbon: They're actually pretty damn funny at times. I am ashamed to admit it, but it's true. I've been a casual listener since '00. Sometimes it's too raunchy then I turn off. But often they're funny and have had some great interviews - Ken Burns and Quentin Tarantino both come to mind.

Perhaps he should offer $100,000 to anyone who can prove conclusively that he gives a shit who Bam Margera or Opie is sleeping with.

@Conbon: My use of punctuation renders me impervious to criticism.

@meerkat: You love to disagree with me!

I'll give Opie $100,000 if:

a: anyone can produce a photo of him without those neck wrinkles.

b: he never says "real life s" anymore

c: he commits suicide

d: he has sex with the corpse of the guy he encouraged to have sex in St. Pat's cathedral.

e: He braids Anthony's ass hair and swings from it

f: He kills Chauncey "Me, me, me" Hayden.

g: he throws away all of his puka shell necklaces.

O&A is still on the air after getting 0.0 ratings and losing markets left and right. Shocking.

Nice try, Leon... they're actually #1 in their demographic in NY. O&A put on a pretty funny show, and I hope Opie takes the "disgruntled staffer" and Chauncey Hayden to the effin cleaners.

@TheHonJudgeSmails:
Well yes, it's always one of the bright spots of any given day... because you've got such a good sense of humor and are so much fun to banter with!

DO SOME RESEARCH, DAMMIT!