Gawker
Palm Beach cops arrested 18-year-old Michael Alfinez for elder abuse after he filmed his possibly senile grandmother brandishing a pistol and saying things like "Palm Beach County, bitch." But where he really went wrong is not posting that comedy gold on YouTube (cops found the video during a traffic stop; she's pictured left in the ski mask). After all, if it's a funny web video it's not elder abuse! At least according to the six happy gun-shooting grannies below.
Machine Gun Grandma:
Crazy Grandma Tries To Shoot An Automatic Paintball Gun:
Grammy's Got A Nerf Gun:
Grandma Shoots Cows With A Spud Gun:
Of course, these wonderful ladies sound a lot more aware of what's going on than Alfinez's grandmother. But we won't exactly know til some cop leaks it to YouTube.
