even moment of truth won't touch this douchebag

Montag adds, "I am not really allowed to elaborate. Until I know what 'elaborate' means."

Polygraph tests don't work on sociopaths.

Interesting that you chose Barack Obama as an example of partial truthfulness.

So he recorded it and then joined in. Can't wait for this one!

@StonedAndDethroned: Or famewhores. Oh, wait, same thing.

I'm going to reserve judgment until I hear from Joe Francis on the issue.

Is Pareene contagious?

I thought Carnevale sounded like him earlier. Now I'm hearing a little rumble in Richard's throat.

(Doug projects his Cousin Oliver-shaped symbol up into the sky and hopes.)

When did drama-laden gossip of the high school variety become national news? Why is this asshole still receiving media attention??

I feel that every time these Pratts get mentioned there should be a hotlink to this definition at [www.urbandictionary.com]

WTF does Obama have to do with an example of "50%" truthiness, when clinton uses documented lies as a fucking campaign strategy?

You know who Barack Obama's dad is, don't you, Richard?

No, not that guy. Nope, not that one either. I mean his REAL dad.

That's right. God.

Ooh, Richard, when you die and go to heaven (many, many years from now), you are going to be in so much trouble!

I am 100% sure that Spencer Pratt is a fucking douchebag. One hundred. Fucking. Percent.

FACT.

Spencer Pratt knows for 100% fact that this story will run on entertainment blogs, thus exposing 5% more of America to the name Spencer Pratt.

There is only a 20% chance he knows what "100% Fact" actually is.