Glaring Omissions reproduces tips received from readers in the last week that weren't covered on Gawker, either by accident (it happens!) or by design (that happens more often).
"We've been making Who Would You Rather? a little too easy on you lately, asking you to choose between two sexy, talented people. But sometimes we like to take it back to the What Would You Rather of our youth (you know, like, go down on your mom or lose a leg?). These two candidates came to mind after a recent conversation with friends ended with an argument over who is the most obnoxious female in the history of the world, Nancy Grace or Rachael Ray."
chuck
nate
dan"
It then turns out that you are a fortysomething Seattle lawyer, divorcée, that certainly makes sense, older, check, uglier, check, husband kicked your ass to the kerb, check. Yep pretty much as expected.
Of course once you are exposed then turnabout will clearly be fair play and you can't cry about it then when people are analyzing you online and posting you for ridicule. I for one look forward to that.
Bye bye for now."
And, this lovely piece of something:










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Julia's e-mails aren't as bubbly as her Tumblr would lead you to expect.
A.J. Benza! I totally forgot he existed.
Aw, they were all lovely pieces of... something.
@TedSez: EXACTLY.
I had to have my BenzaGumpel removed in the third grade cause it kept getting infected.
Richard, does the second emailer think that you are Baugher?
@ExecutiveIntern: They lack her tumblr's pinkness.
@Conbon: I mean third. Counting!
These two fungoids, right after the David Brooks post. Please. Friday night is bad enough for some of us. Don't make it worse.
I have to go shove tissue up my nose. Or maybe an Asian's nose.
Thanks.I just punched the screen and now I have a broken hand.Yeah, thanks a friggin' bunch.
What does "The fact that she is successful and attractive and I imagine life did not turn out the way you expected" mean?
@ExecutiveIntern:I have been laughing at that comment for 10 minutes. Nice!
Aren't Nancy Grace and Rachael Ray sisters? You'd think so.
@BettyCrocker: Could we PLEASE not talk about J*l*a A*l*s*n's pinkness? I am about to sit down to dinner here.
What does it say about this godless heathen that I keep reading this headline as "You are so full of Bible and Hatred!"
Well:
fuck chuck.
marry nate.
kill dan.
Wait, this IS talking about Chuck Bukowski, Nathan of Nathan's Hot Dogs and Dan Cortese, right?
I'd marry Chuck solely for the money, fuck Nate on the side, kill Chuck and inherit his estate, and re-marry Dan and retire to Cap d'Antibes with Chuck's fortune.
@kirker: But you don't like Dan.
@kirker: Can I marry you?!
This leaves hanging one major question: What is so bad about bile and hatred?
@Smitros: And JA poops rainbows and candy and puppies and sunshine, right?
Douglas! would not approve of that clip at ALL.
Curb. As in "Curbed."
@miss_msry: The Julia defender is originally from the UK, probably. They spell "kerb" that way and also use the dumb phrase "turnabout is fair play."
Good thing that e-mail is full of butterflies and unicorn farts. You know, to counteract the bile and hatred.
Yay! I love bile and hatred! It's my choice for first drink of the day! It's then followed by (in no particular order): sorrow and cutting, dizzyness and unexpected genital exposure, and (finally) resignation and pool of waste-fluid.
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