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Who Was Shamed By Reality TV Stars?

It would be nice to go on a trip somewhere. Especially on this gray, rainy Monday morning. Maybe London! Though, airline tickets are expensive, especially if you're a Hollywood type who's expected to fly first class. Lord help you if you're caught in business class, lest you be the object of ridicule for two illiterate, scabies-ridden alcoholics: "This B- film actress was on a flight with her girlfriend and hid her face under her blanket the entire flight. Why? She could only afford Business Class. Not too bad except when two people from The Real World were laughing at you from First Class." [Crazy Days and Nights] Three more items after the jump.

"Which methed-up TV personality tells British pals: 'I always know I'm home when I see the Albert Bridge [in London], because I'm just minutes from my drug dealer's place!'" [Gatecrasher}

"Which actress clings to her bloke's female mates because she's terrified one of them is trying to pull him? The girls tolerate her because she pays for their drugs..." [Mirror]

"This female film actress who is the offspring of an acting family is filming a movie right now. Seems as if the water was never the right temperature in her trailer. After complaining about 100 times, and always being told it was perfect, our actress decided to take matters into her own hands. Literally. She got a crow bar and smashed the entire trailer beginning with the bathroom. After holding up filming for about 45 minutes so she could finish beating the trailer into submission, she emerged from the trailer, and said, she thought she had finally fixed the problem. A new trailer was delivered that very day and the $50,000 for the trailer charged to the budget." [CDaN]

9:53 AM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By Richard
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In Other News... at 10:03 AM on 04/28/08
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Anderson Cooper!
BadUncle at 10:04 AM on 04/28/08
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FWIW, Renee Zellweger has no probably making that trip on business class. And she's nice to fellow passengers.
mitchel_stevens at 10:07 AM on 04/28/08
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Kari Wurher.
Chaim Gnadelstein at 10:09 AM on 04/28/08
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Real World cast laughing at you from First Class? So what? Just wait fifteen minutes and they'll be back in coach.
Richard at 10:10 AM on 04/28/08
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@mitchel_stevens: Get the fuck out. That is really weird. I was just thinking Kari Wuhrer. Mind meld.
CopyofBlueboy at 10:12 AM on 04/28/08
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Vanessa Redgrave, NO!
CopyofBlueboy at 10:21 AM on 04/28/08
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@BadUncle: Seriously, word on the street is: Renee is pretty good people.
SuperBien at 10:39 AM on 04/28/08
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# 1: Selma Blair + who gives a tick's queef on who the "Real World'ers" are . . .

# 2: Duh . . . Richard Quest

# 3: Dame Judi Dench

# 4: Alexis "Bob" Arquette
Chaim Gnadelstein at 10:42 AM on 04/28/08
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@CopyofBlueboy:

I've actually met her and she's a total sweetheart.
Rumpelstilskin at 10:47 AM on 04/28/08
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Is the last one our Gwynneth?
tudobem at 10:56 AM on 04/28/08
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I totally call Kate Hudson on that last one.
richardmarxhatesmyhair at 10:57 AM on 04/28/08
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Guessing: Lilo is in business class and Rumer Willis trashed a trailer - which is ironic because had she not had famous parents, she would be residing in one.
BigmouthStrikesAgain at 11:34 AM on 04/28/08
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#1 - Ellen Page
Maria at 11:56 AM on 04/28/08
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#1 Lindsay Lohan!
mitchel_stevens at 12:16 PM on 04/28/08
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@Richard:
ack.
i mean, she's the only b-lister that could be known well enough to a) travel business, b) be KNOWN (fuck yeah Slider and countless sci-fi channel films) and c) be embarrassed for it.
mitchel_stevens at 12:16 PM on 04/28/08
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@mitchel_stevens:
*sliders!
Slackferno at 12:16 PM on 04/28/08
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Truth or not, I'm enjoying the image of Emma "Nancy Drew" Roberts going all Johnny Depp on a modular.
IndeediDid at 12:32 PM on 04/28/08
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@tudobem: Read my mind exactly. It wouldn't be a far reach to picture Kate going bezerk on a trailer with a crow bar. I'm sure a few ex's could attest to it...
ratherbesleeping at 01:02 PM on 04/28/08
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sienna miller is #3
AndIAmTellingYou at 01:27 PM on 04/28/08
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@Chaim Gnadelstein: I met her last summer during a weekend in the Hamptons and she is sweet, yet decidedly bat-shit cra-razy!
Chaim Gnadelstein at 01:43 PM on 04/28/08
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@AndIAmTellingYou:

I concur. But if I have to choose between the various different varieties of Hollywood batshit crazy, I'll most certainly opt for the "sweet" strain.
CopyofBlueboy at 01:58 PM on 04/28/08
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@Chaim Gnadelstein: Oh, I believe it. I have no snark for her.

Fishstick Paltrow doesn't have the strength to lift a damn crowbar. If she wanted to bust something up, she'd call her boyfriend Madonna to do it.
Smackdown at 02:18 PM on 04/28/08
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4 is Drew Barrymore, it has to be. She's totally got an evil "crazyville" side to her that isn't all butterfly tattoos and ironic Yoohoo consumption.
busyness at 07:37 PM on 04/28/08
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@mitchel_stevens: I had no idea who Kari Wuhrer was--let alone immediately have her come to mind--so I had to Google her. I ended up at her ofifical web site, scanned the info, and still have no idea who she is.

I think #1 is Michelle Rodriguez.