[Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton at last night's White House Correspondents dinner in Washington D.C. (also in attendance were political masterminds the Jonas Brothers, Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, Jenny McCarthy, and former "American Idol" contestant Michael Johns). He was described as "His hair was a shade of brown. He was wearing a dinner jacket and black shirt. He looked like a kid at his first prom. 2008 Prom, that is" by NY Social Diary; image via WENN]

Bell County's new line beats the original, Eleanor Roosevelt Haunts the Washington Hilton.