2 girls 1 cup, Minus Cup

The unfortunate state of our union.

INVISIBLE SJP AND TOKIO HOTEL!!!11!

Genetic scientists oversee the creation of the most useless human on the face of the earth.

And That's Why, Just Two Months Later, Craig Ferguson Renounced His American Citizenship

"Why yes, we are the last two people on the face of the Earth."

Doggy-Style, With Doggies

"Yeah, Heidi, How's That Feel, All That Hot Cuban Chorizo All Up in Your Junk?!"

Overstuffed Man Uses Penis to Plug Up Leaking Real Doll.

Let's correspond!!?!!!
OK!!!

A young Meatloaf poses with one of the backups for his tour, Bat out of Hell

"Oh Don't Worry, We Both Have No Drawers On."

Natural Reaction to the Miley Cyrus Issue of Vanity Fair

@bytememehard: Now I just threw up.

"Man, the Vagine Hurts!"

The World is Screaming at You...Not with You.

"I want my garmonbozia!'

DIE!

@Richard:

Are you saying that Dubya might be okay with this?

Perez still doesn't understand how he got passed up by JJ Abrams for the part of Clover. I think it could have worked.

"Don't worry. I'll abort it later."

Cadillac Rethinks the "When You Turn Your Car On, Does It Return the Favor?" Tagline

Vacuity.

"I Got Your Charmer Sunbelt Right Here!!!"

@HiredGoons: (pain and sorrow)

"Oh, the White House correspondents do this all the time!"

Game of 'Who Sucks More' Completely Misinterpreted By the Players

(L. to r.):
Does Anything to Get Into Gossip Items; Does Anything to Get Into Gossip Items.

And With That, Humanity Loses a Bet.

"No, different free press."

Can we just make them special envoys to the mariana trench?

At the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Getting their Just Desserts

"This One's for You, Barry Bearak!"

"Okay Perez - I Think Condi's Finally Blushing."

Pivotal scene from 'Alien' re-enacted by celebrity blogger, reality television star.

1) Looks Like It Hurts
2) Sounds Like It Hurts
3) Smells Like it Hurts

Welcome to the Gawker Famewhore Reunion., please step into line behind Julia.

Shown This Picture, Detainees at Gitmo Now Feeling Better About Life

Unexplained Mass Suicides And Self-Blindings Mar Otherwise Delightful White House Correspondents' Dinner

Hour 41 In The White House Elevator

I long for the day she strikes that ridiculous wide-open maw pose for the papperazi (sp?) and a large fly buzzes right in.

The Comedic Stylings of George Bush Put Everyone In the Mood

The Emasculated Conception

Fellacio Face Face-off

One upping John Mayer?

I have no comment, but at least I got a new target to take to the firing range just in time for 1/2 price shotgun week.

@In Other News...:
inarticulate conception
misconception
This one's for Bush "misunderesticonception"

Could someone get Barbara and her bar towel over here? We're in need of a wet cleanup.

Perez's bird in her hand is worth two balls in her bush.

You're doin' a heck of a job, Perezzie.

Bring two women to a boil, add irrelevancy, and you get......

Where is someone to hit these two so they get stuck with those facial expressions for the rest of their lives? Oh, right, these are their stuck-for-life faces.

The Vampire Lestat and Roller Girl Trade Body Fluids, Makeup Secrets

Dick Cheney Oversees Breeding of Future Republican Candidate

I hope this picture was taken in the beginning stages of death by laughing gas. For reals. Two birds with one stone, people.

OMG!
Don't look at us.

DON'T LOOK AT US!

THIS IS PRIVATE SCANDAL OVER HERE!!!

(Did you get my good side... or do you need another shot?)

Caterer's Late Arrival Leads to Tragedy at D.C. Function.

The Mere Implication Makes a Case for The Hastened Melting of the Polar Ice Caps

The Conception of the Eleventh Plague

Visual Representation of Irrelevance of US Political System

Social Bloodsucker Ironically Killed by Vampire

It's the new media conga!

Elephant Fucks Donkey In Impromptu Display Of Bipartisanship

Two intellectual equals celebrate being a little less relevant, and a little less fat, respectively.