Today in Lists

Today, the UK Telegraph unveiled its "50 Most Influential US Political Pundits" list. Though only entries 50-41. This merits a Drudge link? The rest of the entries will apparently be revealed as the week drags on. We anxiously await learning who some center-right Brits think pull our strings! Meanwhile, Nerve today posted the more satisfying "Top 10 Rich People Who Look Poor" list, so we figured we'd just combine them and present the Top 2 Influential Political Pundits Who Look Poor.

2. Paul Krugman. It's called a razor! And why don't you iron your one suit once in a while?

1. Choire Sicha. GET A JOB, HIPPIE.

(The rest of the pundit class looks precisely as well-fed and content as they actually are.)