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Rabid New York Post attack columnist and X-ray pornographer Andrea Peyser finally weighs in today with her take on the Miley Cyrus uproar, and a breathless city exhales. She's upset! Now she has to add Miley to the list of pop stars "not welcome in my house" (you're on there too, Jamie Lynn Spears). But she reserves most of her contempt for Miley's dad Billy Ray Cyrus, a "one-hit wonder who lives like a leech off his billion-dollar baby." Zing! We agree the photo of the two together was a little weird. But Peyser is also mad that Billy didn't stop his teen daughter from being such a freaking idiot when she opens her mouth:
Also, Billy Ray was present when Miley gave an accompanying interview that revealed the star's awesome intellect and thoughts as deep as the Gowanus Canal. She even commented on the photo shoot. "I think it's really artsy. It wasn't in a skanky way . . . and you can't say no to Annie. She's so cute."Guess what, monster-truck fans? Dina Lohan and Lynne Spears have company in the Parents of the Year sweepstakes.
We''ll continue to look to you for zingers in future matters of moral import, Andrea Peyser.
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I dare her to call me a "monster-truck fan" to my face.
Yeah, in that photo with her dad it looks like he is trying to put his hand on her tit and she is pushing it away...again.
Andrea Peyser's column is often very amusing. She's got the moral outrage shtick down pat.
On her best day, Andrea Peyser has trouble firing off enough neurons to register on an EEG.
Her swipe at "monster-truck fans" is deliciously ironic given the Post's demographic, though.
Hey, Peyser, no one wants to be invited to your house.
I grew up deep in the heart of darkest suburbia (Long Island) and my brother owned a monster truck he kept in front of the house. Oh yeah. It was big and green and called "Godzilla." So careful with those redneck clichés, Andrea.
Not that this has anything to do with anything, really--I just like telling people my brother had a monster truck.
I think Andrea's upset Miley is young, sexy and famous while she is a homely middle-aged underpaid columnist at the Post.
Andrea writes a column for the New York Post and criticizes Billy Ray Cyrus for being a one-hit wonder. What she doesn't reveal is the depth of bitterness she feels over the fact that his one his yielded more income than her entire writing career will. Or that more people know Billy's dumb song than will ever read her paper.
Jealousy is an ugly thing.
To be fair, Vanity Fair chose to edit out Miley's thoughts on the political situation in Zimbabwe.
Peyser is just mad that she only has one grey suit and it makes her look like an even frumpier first lady-era hilary.
@Chaim Gnadelstein:
No more adventures in a italics. Clearly, it's too much excitement for me to handle.
Andrea is upset because her naked back looks like the Kosciuszko Bridge.
@Chaim Gnadelstein: But Chaim...your wordz is good!
Oh, look! It's Chelsea Clinton, all growed up!
Gawd, she says monster truck fan like it's a bad thing, right? Right? Hello? Come on now, I rode on Gravedigger at the beach and it was cool. I know, y'all are soo shocked.
Had Andrea Peyser a dollop of skill, she could be the new Ed Anger. She is, after all, pig-biting mad.
I'm tearing out my mullet over her achy breaky judgment.
I thought she'd understand.
Please, give the little piggies a break.
@loquaciousmusic: I thought it was Javier Bardem in drag...
If you read this together with today's gossip roundup, it looks like a Peyser/O'Donnell feud may be in the offing.
She is the living embodiment of saltpeter.
A persuasive argument for sexual abstinence.
@Mediahohoho: It is an ugly thing.
But it's also a lot of fun!
@Chaim Gnadelstein: Your problem is open tagging; one that is easily fixed.
When you open the "[i]" tag you must close it with a "[/i]" where you want the italicization to end. Substituting the brackets for the greater than or less than symbols, of course.
Once you have learned to open and close your tags, we will move you on to C++ programming and world domination.
Please someone answer me honestly - am I the only person in the world that doesn't think the pictures of her + her dad were creepy? Do girls over the age of 13 not hug or touch their fathers? It's not like there was that much contact between them, she was leaning on his knee and they were clasping hands. ??
Could we get an interview with Andrea Peyser's daughter?
@spikenard: No, you're not. Indeed, as a dad, I find those shouting "creepy" to be creeping me out.
I suspect (or at least hope) that some of the manufactured outrage is simply because of the parties involved.
Someone actually Peyser to write this shit?
Take my wife, please!
@McCheeburger: Thank god. Because I'm 25, and for the last 12 years, I've hugged and been physically affectionate with both my parents on a daily basis. If they'd suddenly been reluctant to touch or hug me after 13, I think I'd be a very sad person indeed.
@spikenard: It's indeed sad that totally normal adult/parent behavior can be made into something tawdry.
Don't let a few emotionally stunted individuals change your world.
@spikenard:
Why just for the last 12 years? What were you doing before then, playing coy?
I'm just kidding!
(But seriously, that's absolutely disgusting, and please don't make mention of god.)
@CopyofBlueboy: Well, it certainly makes Andrea's world go 'round.
@Chaim Gnadelstein: What's absolutely disgusting?
@spikenard:
Being physically affectionate with both your parents on a daily basis. And I'm joking.
@Chaim Gnadelstein: Hey! Try putting that "And I'm joking." in italics.
It will be fun!
@MartyPants:
I CAN'T!
(Runs away crying)
She doesn't so much write a column as she basically transcribes an angry conversation with a friend, and then edits out what they said.
Chaim, what could be better than "too much excitement?"
Andrea looks mad. Maybe it's the bad haircut. She needs her split ends trimmed and a good volumizing shampoo.
@Mediahohoho: And it keeps her complexion so clear, and her countenance so fair!
I'm still in shock that the New York Post would hire and transgender woman to be a columnist.
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