Hoary softcore porn peddler Playboy is asking women interested in being the Playmate of the Year to submit video auditions through YouTube. Of course, you're not allowed to disrobe on the popular video-sharing site, so according to the contest rules, no nudity is allowed — but two-piece swimsuits are encouraged. Four lucky ladies will get plane tickets to Hollywood were they will be photographed au naturel, visit the Playboy mansion and presumably have a chance to be fondled by Viagra-fueled nonagenarian Hugh Hefner. All the entrants sign over rights to their videos to Playboy. "Cyber Girl" Dana Dicillo demonstrates exactly how wannabes should "highlight their assets" after the jump.