Rumored Tape Shows Angelina Jolie Snorting Heroin: 'Wow, This Is Really Good Smack'

Angelina Jolie has come a long way from her blood vial-carrying, lesbian sex-dabbling days as Hollywood's resident bad girl, but the potential release of a tape showing Jolie snorting and smoking heroin may do some serious damage to the soon-to-be mother of six's new reputation as a much hotter version of Mother Teresa. While Jolie has openly admitted to using all kinds of drugs in her past, her alleged comments and behavior shown on the tape in question may overshadow all those Yes I've Done Drugs But Drugs Are Bad comments she's made since:

The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, "Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that's been stepped on."

More details on when the tape was reportedly filmed and the potential sale after the jump.

Of course, we're unfortunately obligated to put a muzzle on all the excitement by noting that the news source reporting the tape's existence is none other than The National Enquirer. But as our father always told us, those supermarket tabs are the only ones worth trusting. Why? They pay for things! Just like they're allegedly considering paying $70,000 to the owner of the tape for the exclusive. As an Enquirer source claims, "It appears to be from the 1990s, right before Angelina - then in her 20s - was breaking out in films like Gia and Girl, Interrupted." And even though watching people do heroin on camera generally makes us cringe, we admit we'd take screen shots of Jolie ride the white horse over Pete Doherty feeding kittens crack or Amy Winehouse snorting cocaine mid-performance any day.