Goodbye Brooke! It was time, mostly because she was about to climb the rafters and start shooting people or self-immolate on stage. She was obviously going mad, crying at random intervals, looking miserable and desperate when singing. Something vague and undefinable was wrong, like Meryl Streep in The Hours. And whodathunk that Syesha would be the last girl left? The obviously wicked actress has scraped by for a remarkable amount of time. She's like Jasmine Trias, except without all of Haiwaii voting for her. So we stumble ever closer to the boring finale Showdown of the Davids. [EW]

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