And she knew her number was up. Knew it!

Brooke is like the scariest ex-girlfriend you never had.

Big Ups!


See you at The Crossroads!

Syesha's teeth are too ... perfect? They bother me. Also, she's kinda jacked. She'd destroy Brooke in a cage match.

I really think Jason Castro is trying to get himself voted off at this point in time. I think he is kind of embarassed by the fact that he has made it so far, when he clearly does not give a fuck. That's what happens when you've got a pretty face and the entire voting public is females under the age of 16 and over the age of 65.

In case anyone's looking for her, she's in a stolen Volvo with the two kids she babysits in the back, heading for the border.

Can someone please get her on Gossip Girls asap? This girl's future is pretty obviously not in the music biz.

Jason is the smartest. A win on American Idol could ruin your career. Plus, the dudes down at the beach will laugh at him.

I shall miss Brooke's horsey bottom lip flapping nervously over her topteeth during moments of extreme confidence deficits. She was, and will always remain, my Mrs. ed.

If you haven't seen Archuleta in 50-inch high def, you haven't really seen the return of Hervé Villechaize.

"I'm so excited to be here. Do you like my Members Only jacket?"

I will not miss Brooke one bit. The girls were never as good as the boys this year (i feel like a Simon parrot, but oh well). The only good girl got voted out waaaaay early, like the second show or something. I forget her name, but it was the best that that ever happened to her, probs.

Castro should just smoke the biggest fatty next week and come out with chocolate stains around his mouth and weed stuck in his teeth. That would do the trick.

@Pope John Peeps II: "But Brooke was the only contestant that was actually attractive in a real sense."

This is one of those statements that makes me doubt Jung, Joe Campbell, Buddha, etc.

Please, God, please spare me frickin' Mon Chi Chi David Archuleta in the finale. He disgusts me. He even turned Andrew LLoyd Weber into a bland pop ballad.

And please give Brooke a career in acting, doing maudlin television dramas. I wouldn't want her to just go away, she's got something, even if it isn't nerves of steel.

@vulturesquadron: Well, when you posed her next to Sayeeesha and her jacked-up, billboard-sized, porcelain white glue-on teeth and disgusting creamy foundation-cake face, you begin to really realize what stylists mean by "the natural look".

Jason looks like Lisa Edelstein, only not as masculine. Um, I mean "pretty."

@dandles:

A 17 year old singer...whom you don't know....on a tv show..."disgusts you." Wow.