Amid the blizzard of claims flying back and forth between Rob Lowe and the former nanny claiming "false terribles" comes further accusations made against the Allegedly Pervy House of Lowe: A second nanny, Laura Boyce, has filed a cross-complaint against the couple in which she accuses Sheryl Lowe of doing everything short of demanding an au pair ménage à trois:

Among the allegations against Sheryl:

- Walking around naked, completely exposing herself to Boyce.

- Asking Boyce about the size of Boyce's boyfriend's penis.

- Asking questions about how she could have sex with Boyce's boyfriend, given his 7' height (he's a former NBA player).

- Using her forearm to gesture the size of Boyce's boyfriend's penis.

- Once saying "laughingly that her husband's (Rob) cockrings were broken," allegedly showing them to Boyce.

- Telling Boyce about her sex life with Rob.

- Talking about the size of her children's penises.

- After Boyce allegedly phoned to say she wasn't coming to work because she was sick, Sheryl allegedly screamed Boyce "got strep throat from sucking ni***r d**k. I mean black d**k."

It goes without saying that there exists a wide range of comfort levels one might enjoy with the household staff, and that not all of the help will share your enthusiasm for the Spanish-cedar humidor containing a prized collection of your husband's damaged cockrings. Still, these are some very serious allegations indeed; regardless of the case's outcome, the Lowes will forever be tainted by Boyce's ugly accusations, the phrase, "How about a baby's arm holding an apple?" echoing through our heads every time the couple appears at a Hollywood function.

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