What Bouncers Say"Sometimes when I deal with celebrities, they have fun laughing and talking with their friends and I remember that they were once real people before the certain way that God arranged their features made them "recognizable." Other times, they stand there with their mouths open and vacant looks on their faces, and I wonder if they know how to feed themselves." Rob the Bouncer, now a published author, is back to bouncing and blogging hard. Consult him for updates on the various ways nightlife sucks. [Clublife]