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Scores Strip Club Sues New York for Police Corruption

Oh, Scores! They've just filed a lawsuit against the city of New York and the State Liquor Authority, saying that the police are corrupt! Actually, it's Scores West, the slightly trashier cousin of Scores East, the famous Howard Stern-patronized rumored-to-be-mobbed-up strip club, where some working gals were busted for prostitution last year. (Anecdotes I've heard from former Scores dancers confirm its place in hell.) The police probably are corrupt, but this is the same place that openly tolerates prostitution, and even had secret rooms in the Scores West location specifically for that purpose.

Commencing during the approximately twelve month period preceding January 24, 2007, corrupt New York City undercover police officers assigned to the Manhattan South Vice Enforcement Division began frequenting Scores West and abusing their authority: i) did not pay otherwise required admission fees; ii) consumed but did not pay for alcoholic beverages; and iii) consumed but did not pay for food.

Oh noes! Anyway, Scores thinks the bust was a perfectly convenient set-up to begin proceedings to revoke their liquor license.

Whatever. TAKE OFF YOUR TOP!

10:58 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Sheila
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tempest at 11:07 AM on 05/02/08
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I'm shocked and appalled. The police took things without paying for them? At least they didn't feel up the dancers...

Did I just blow the defence strategy!?
digitalsmoothie at 11:07 AM on 05/02/08
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You know former scores dancers!

How insider-y.
Spirit Fingers at 11:10 AM on 05/02/08
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Apparently there is sex in the Champagne room.
IndianSlipper at 11:10 AM on 05/02/08
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Where do "former" Score's Girls hang out? TGI Fridays?
AuntPeniston at 11:13 AM on 05/02/08
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@digitalsmoothie: Whatevs. I know all about you and those East St. Louis girls.
meerkat at 11:14 AM on 05/02/08
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@IndianSlipper:
Hooters.
HamptonShmampton at 11:15 AM on 05/02/08
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strippers smell funny.
IndianSlipper at 11:17 AM on 05/02/08
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@AuntPeniston: That's so ghetto!
CopyofBlueboy at 11:18 AM on 05/02/08
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That's a picture of me, everyone. You're welcome.
McCheeburger at 11:19 AM on 05/02/08
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@HamptonShmampton: strippers smell funny.

Use less garlic when you sauté them.
ADismalScience at 11:20 AM on 05/02/08
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@HamptonShmampton:

It's an intoxicating aroma, a mix between cheap perfume and debt.
Smirk at 11:20 AM on 05/02/08
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@HamptonShmampton

What? I love the smell of strippers in the morning!
HamptonShmampton at 11:20 AM on 05/02/08
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@CopyofBlueboy: will you kiss my cheek?
HamptonShmampton at 11:21 AM on 05/02/08
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@ADismalScience: also: ass
it takes a lot to laugh at 11:21 AM on 05/02/08
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@tempest: As long as you didn't do it in the Champagne room, you're OK.
Smirk at 11:21 AM on 05/02/08
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@ADismalScience:

I thought it was the smell of lube and desperation?
BalknChain at 11:22 AM on 05/02/08
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If Scores closes it will wreak havoc on my lucite and sequins stock.
fiveinchtaint at 11:24 AM on 05/02/08
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@HamptonShmampton: Mine smells like paprika. She's from Romania.
CaptainFantastic at 11:25 AM on 05/02/08
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@AuntPeniston: Now, those are some strip clubs! Two nude women "dancing" in a shower? Yes!
AuntPeniston at 11:28 AM on 05/02/08
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@IndianSlipper: Fuck yes it is. I have lots of friends in St.L and it seems they're always "accidentally" making that wrong turn that takes you over the MLK bridge. Not that I'm complaining. E St.L can be tons of fun if you're into underage strippers, crack, and sharp-shooting.
belltolls at 11:30 AM on 05/02/08
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Sounds like the undercover cops are being accused of acting like celebrities.
DrFeelgood at 11:30 AM on 05/02/08
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Cops never pay for food or drink.
Or spontaneous handjobs.
VirusWithShoes at 11:30 AM on 05/02/08
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Wow - those one-armed, three-fingered strippers really rake it in, don't they?
AuntPeniston at 11:32 AM on 05/02/08
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@CaptainFantastic:I'm not familiar with that place. I'll have to check it out next time I'm in town. It sounds like good clean fun.
MyCubeHas3Sides at 11:33 AM on 05/02/08
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Hm, a post about prosti-tootin' strippers right after a post about drinking and driving campaign?
YAY, I'm ready for the weekend!

(oh, shit, it's only 10:33 am *sigh*)
MyCubeHas3Sides at 11:34 AM on 05/02/08
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@VirusWithShoes: Actually, if you look closer she is throwing up the Westside! sign.
Scores Westsyyyyde!
HamptonShmampton at 11:34 AM on 05/02/08
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@VirusWithShoes: but you should see what they can do with their stub...
Sarcastro at 11:35 AM on 05/02/08
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@MyCubeHas3Sides: It's 10:35 now. Drink up.
Spirit Fingers at 11:39 AM on 05/02/08
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@Smirk: What, no one mentions tanning lotion, stunted dreams, and yes, right... semen?
flynnchick at 11:39 AM on 05/02/08
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@MyCubeHas3Sides: Here in London it's 4;40 in the afternoon, so pour yourself a cold one and drink with me.
CaptainFantastic at 11:40 AM on 05/02/08
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@AuntPeniston: Actually, I think the 2 strip club zones are relatively safe, due to private security. They don't want thugs taking your money in the parking lot, they want to take it after you get inside.
EleanorRigby at 11:48 AM on 05/02/08
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I walk under the 59th street bridge on my way to the gym and let me tell you, the cars parked there that belong to the Scores East strippers are nicer than anything I will ever drive.
HamptonShmampton at 11:58 AM on 05/02/08
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@monkeyhead: you read this shit in London??
MyCubeHas3Sides at 12:20 PM on 05/02/08
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@Sarcastro: @monkeyhead: Yay, trans-atlantic pints!
Cheers!
Where from Sarcasto?
Smirk at 12:26 PM on 05/02/08
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@Spirit Fingers:

Or silicone, body shots, and herpes cream?
dortmunder4 at 12:45 PM on 05/02/08
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Don't they get free McDonald's, too?
IndianSlipper at 12:57 PM on 05/02/08
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@MyCubeHas3Sides: It's Noon Somewhere!
IndianSlipper at 12:57 PM on 05/02/08
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@dortmunder4: "Have it your way" is Burger King.
digitalsmoothie at 01:37 PM on 05/02/08
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@EleanorRigby: Those belong to the patrons. And local politicians, which are the same things.

@AuntPeniston: Well, you know you're in a great neighborhood anytime you're near anything named after MLK, Malcolm X, Marcus Garvey or any other black activist.
Aph at 01:37 PM on 05/02/08
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Deep down we all accept people who take off their clothes for money are not real people.
busyness at 02:16 PM on 05/02/08
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A severe case of dyslexia kicked in and I read this headline as "Soccer Strip Club Sues New York for Police Corruption".

I was really curious as to what a soccer stip club entailed.