Misshape runs off with Sgt. Pepper's illegitimate daughter.

"These boots are made for goose-steppin,' and that's just what they'll do . . ."

going with the bride of frankenstein choice, interesting

@xhack: Lovw that one!

Colorful Tele-tubbies almost look like us after diets.

Terre Haute High's Drama Club Trip to London?

"Don't you just hate getting paint in your eyes? I do!"

The First Annual Ugly Sweatshirt & Shades Award Goes To...

OR

Two Irrelevant People Quietly Ponder Why They're Incessantly Followed; The Public Does The Same

President Bush's Special Envoy To Britain A Little Too Special

This sweatshirt is also an X-ray machine. Those are my ribs.

The same hairdresser did our bangs.

"We all live in a Yellow Reality, a Yellow Reality, a Yellow Reality..."

Protecting your eyes from the sun can be fun and fashionable! First obscure them with your bangs, than top it off with a pair of novelty sunglasses.

Eye wear prevents bang grease from stinging eyes.

Rumer Willis and Sean White Attend Oakley Boardriding Event.

These sunglasses totally hide my baby bump, duh!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz stroll through London after visiting the gift shop at Elton John's country estate in Old Windsor.

Simpson Bummed When Finally Realizes That, Yes, She Is Actually Dating Pete Wentz.

Fashion Blind Leading the Fashion Blind

Douchey emo punks head to their high school literary magazine meeting.

The 80s Wentz Thataway!

Coming Soon: Limply Red and Pudge Moody in Blinding Emo

Ashley Simpson encourages Pete Wentz to do his best Ray Charles impression as they walk to his audition for the new Hobbit movie.

Stylist Eaten Alive By Monkeys!

What other excuse could there be?

Ashlee Simpson's Lonely Arts Club Man

Celebrity Impersonators Find Love in Harmony Korine's Mister Lonely

'80s B-Boy emerges from time machine, befriended by alien female.

Daria and Trent Out For a Stroll

Incestuous Lovers Freed From Alphabet City Polygamist Compound

2020: Boy Leads Michael Jackson to Court During Fourth Trial

Four Eyes Protected, Millions of Eyes Assaulted

Nutcracker Nutcracker Let down thy hair.

Filming begins on the remake of John Carpenter's "They Live" staring Pete Wentz as a down-on-his-luck construction worker who discovers a pair of mysterious sunglasses that allows the world to see him for what he really is. A total fuggin' douchebag.

Lip-Syncher and Hip Singer Link Fingers, Protect Their Blinkers

Drum Majorette and Majorly Dumb

Wentz, Simpson model Prada's new Dollar Store line of sunglasses.

@arguablythemostfamous:
Don't you dare insult Daria like that!

Wentz "Happy To See Ashlee," Passes Off As Marble

magic sunglasses blind their wearers to the ugliness around them.

Dim Singer With Tinted Glasses Thinks World Is On Fire, Will Use Ashlee Simpson As Shield When Necessary

Pop Stars Walk Solemnly Into Inferno

Blind Youths Pick Out Their Own Clothes

Blind Youths Bravely Care For, Dress Themselves

Cartoon-wear goes on and on.

post-apocalypse zombies find love among the ruins.

"They're not sunglasses. They're shades."

quirky!

what's that reflected in pete wentz's sunglasses? oh my god, amy winehouse, put some clothes on!

Ugliest potential baby EVER.

"Ashlee's fetus exposed to dangerously high levels of irony"

Tattooed bodyguard farts on hipsters.

She looks about six months along by now. Yeah, any time.

"She hates it that my sunglasses are more visible than hers."

our future is so bright we gotta wear shadez.

Generation WTVR.

I say send 'em both down to Mexico.

"We are the Wiggles Borg. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own."