$500? That's a bit steep for a walking class. If he is including how to skip and sashay, I'm in.

When you gonna drop Magnum on us, Andre?

$500 to learn how to walk like a man in heels? I'll pass.

I am 10 inches too short and the wrong gender to be a pro at walking in heels. I may as well give up now.

Is this Miss Jay from ANTM, or are there multiple six-foot tall black men who teach women to strut in heels?

I love Andre J. He once complimented my sequined fannypack. If I had 500 bones, I'd probably hand it over for some quality time with Andre.

$500 for 8 hours of androgofemme services is a steal. Just ask Eddie Murphy.

will he teach me how to grow that beard? god, it looks epic. i could keep birds in that thing.

Yeah, for five bills he should also tutor on blow job technique.

Okay, that was wrong.

wurk it andre!

wurk!!!

@Dusty in the Wind: "Ladies if you really want to please your man, you have to tickle his balls a little with your beard. Works like a charm!"

@semiserious: *oh snap!*

@misssgolightly: There are many, many six-foot tall black men who will teach one how to strut. It's a growth industry.

@CaptainHangNail: I assume it's mandatory to have a "J" somewhere in the name as well.

I saw him last month in the West Village on a random Sunday Afternoon.

The beard was in full. effect.

He's got Madonna's forearms.

Miss 'Dre wurks it/works at Pat Field's store in the EastVill...

I see him on the street all the time and it's always a gasp!
I love him and I hope many,many 16 year old Estonian girls will hand over the loot.

Grow up.