Everybody knows that the only people who really know how to walk in heels are six-foot tall gay men. Therefore, fashion muse and New York eccentric Andre J, who has made it ever since he ended up on the cover of French Vogue in a beard and a dress, is teaching the ladies how to work it. It's a four week program that costs $500. Classes are once a week for two hours. Turn to the left! Turn to the right! [via Fashion Bomb] After the jump, a little clip of Andre performing in heels—just so you know what you're paying for.
[Photo by Home of the Vain]








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$500? That's a bit steep for a walking class. If he is including how to skip and sashay, I'm in.
When you gonna drop Magnum on us, Andre?
$500 to learn how to walk like a man in heels? I'll pass.
I am 10 inches too short and the wrong gender to be a pro at walking in heels. I may as well give up now.
Is this Miss Jay from ANTM, or are there multiple six-foot tall black men who teach women to strut in heels?
I love Andre J. He once complimented my sequined fannypack. If I had 500 bones, I'd probably hand it over for some quality time with Andre.
$500 for 8 hours of androgofemme services is a steal. Just ask Eddie Murphy.
will he teach me how to grow that beard? god, it looks epic. i could keep birds in that thing.
Yeah, for five bills he should also tutor on blow job technique.
Okay, that was wrong.
wurk it andre!
wurk!!!
@Dusty in the Wind: "Ladies if you really want to please your man, you have to tickle his balls a little with your beard. Works like a charm!"
@semiserious: *oh snap!*
@misssgolightly: There are many, many six-foot tall black men who will teach one how to strut. It's a growth industry.
@CaptainHangNail: I assume it's mandatory to have a "J" somewhere in the name as well.
I saw him last month in the West Village on a random Sunday Afternoon.
The beard was in full. effect.
He's got Madonna's forearms.
Miss 'Dre wurks it/works at Pat Field's store in the EastVill...
I see him on the street all the time and it's always a gasp!
I love him and I hope many,many 16 year old Estonian girls will hand over the loot.
Grow up.
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