Everybody knows that the only people who really know how to walk in heels are six-foot tall gay men. Therefore, fashion muse and New York eccentric Andre J, who has made it ever since he ended up on the cover of French Vogue in a beard and a dress, is teaching the ladies how to work it. It's a four week program that costs $500. Classes are once a week for two hours. Turn to the left! Turn to the right! [via Fashion Bomb] After the jump, a little clip of Andre performing in heels—just so you know what you're paying for.