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This asshole has long held the distinguished emeritus position on my shit list.

I believe manufacturing your own hoo-ha at home in 30 days features are best left to Popular Mechanics.

That's actually three compliments from him:
Tempest in a teapot- (Yeah baby)
Doesn't go anywhere- (Can't get away)
Manafactured hoo-ha- (Wheee!)

Guy's a certified nitwit. When he doesn't have someone on his staff writing "quotes" for him to use he comes up with pith like this.

It is way too early on a Monday morning for me to be thinking about anyone's manufactured hoo-ha.

I used to manufacture my own hoo-ha, but it fell off the windowsill one night, and landed on my neighbour's consternation.

He was quite peeved, so I had to buy him some new pissed.

More like 'temptress in a teapot'! Ha!

Better? Moff? I'm here all week.

So, he meant, "brouhaha"? Idiot.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Yeah. That just occurred to me too.

Thank God you're here.

I get my prefab Hoo-Ha from this blind guy who dances the Tango.

I can't imagine Men's Health readers ever get all that near a hoo-ha, manufactured or otherwise.

@City_Dater: Exactly.

Judging from previous stories, this is certainly a guy who has his finger on the pulse of hoo-ha.

@VirusWithShoes: Either way, this guy is a tool.

i feel cheated.

if the ny times is going to give me a "topless" headline, then i want a topless photo -- not yards of fabric (actually more than she wears on stage).

it's time to MAKE her topless.

I prefer craft-built, artesan styled Hoo--has.

@meechybee: Oh, just draw some boobs on her yourself.

@SarahHeartburn: Manufactured ta-ta.

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I disagree. Tools are useful.

If anything, this man is an anti-tool - much like the little-vaunted hammer-head screwdriver, or the static drill.

Massive douche. Almost as massive as Tom Brady.

He has confused his partner's manufactured orgasm with his shhpecial mail.

But who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to ask the editor of Men's Health (for crying out loud) about his opinion on the sexualisation of a 15-year old?

How does he know if her Hoo-Ha is manufactured? Is he actually Billy Ray's brother? Was she formerly known as Milton Cyrus? So many questions..

Methinks he doth protest too much with all his brouhaha over hoo-ha.

I didn't really see the problem either and i'm not an 'out-of-touch, elitist magazine editor'. at least not yet

@kadunleavy: Neither did I.

And to think Art Cooper spent his last minutes on earth with this guy. I never thought I'd ever ever ever say this , but, poor Art Cooper.

@eleanorstrousers: Is he the guy who had his finger in J***a A*****n's hoo-ha in Balthazar?