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Dwarf-Rape Porn Film Makes Compelling Anti-Clinton Argument

So. This is the trailer for a "documentary" called Demons for Hillary. If this trailer is any indication, the film presents a series of man-on-the-street interviews with people who are scared of Hillary Clinton interspersed with pixelated hard-core pornography, including a delightful set piece in which little people in dime-store devil costumes take advantage of nubile young women. Which is why Hillary is not fit to be President. You can download the whole film right now for ten bucks! Could someone else do this and report back to us? We are too scared to. The film came with a baffling press release. "AVAILABILITY: Filmmaker Todd Fligner is available 24/7 -Los Angeles, Ca, nationwide by arrangement and via telephone. Great last minute interview." We're sure! Full press release after the jump. It involves the phrase "threesome tirades."

12:19 PM on Mon May 5 2008
By Pareene
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Helman at 12:26 PM on 05/05/08
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I will always, always love the "WTF" tag. It just never gets old.

Also: WTF??
gawksFromaRock at 12:27 PM on 05/05/08
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How did they get Robert Reiche to do that...?
moff at 12:28 PM on 05/05/08
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I love it when we raise the level of discourse.

For crying out loud.
flipper baby at 12:29 PM on 05/05/08
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Artaud is into smear tactics now?
arguablythemostfamous at 12:32 PM on 05/05/08
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check it: "Todd Fligner has 25 years of filmmaking experience and has many titles to his credit including: Kobe: The Shocking True Story (8,000,000 DVD's to date), Bill O'Reilly Sex Tapes, Martha Stewart Prison Movie, Paris Hilton: the Movie, OJ Simpson: Trial of The Century, Nicole's Revenge (over 1,000,000 DVD's to date), The Princess Di Movie, ISpy Home Video Series starring Bill Cosby etc."

This guy is so socially relevant!
arguablythemostfamous at 12:33 PM on 05/05/08
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@arguablythemostfamous: however, not one of these made it to IMDB so... you be the judge.
Bell County at 12:34 PM on 05/05/08
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@flipper baby: Hah! But hasn't this whole primary season been a theater of cruelty?
Goober_Pea at 12:40 PM on 05/05/08
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If these people honestly think that a film with sex, drugs and little people is going to sway the minds of the voters, they obviously don't understand the people of Indiana.
BadUncle at 12:42 PM on 05/05/08
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Damn. Kenneth Anger doesn't have the touch anymore.
moff at 12:46 PM on 05/05/08
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@Goober_Pea: Indianans hate it when someone dilutes their dwarf porn with politics.
Knucklehead Babylon at 12:46 PM on 05/05/08
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New Media is very complicated.
IndianSlipper at 12:53 PM on 05/05/08
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I don't mind the dwarf porn, but I have to draw the line on dwarf-rape porn.
moff at 01:02 PM on 05/05/08
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@IndianSlipper: Yeah. As someone who's been personally affected by it, I don't feel that dwarf rape is something to be taken lightly.
Kublai Yawn at 01:16 PM on 05/05/08
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If I am a demon, why do I shut my eyes and cower when the little people and hetero porn fades in?
Kublai Yawn at 01:18 PM on 05/05/08
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If I am a demon, why do I shut my eyes and cower when the little people / hetero porn fades in?
LeGagneur at 02:21 PM on 05/05/08
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I wish you'd write "NSFW" in the actual article before I play it in my university's computer lab.
moff at 02:56 PM on 05/05/08
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@LeGagneur: Yeah, having it right up top, above the "Dwarf-Rape Porn" headline, really wasn't sufficient.
Flashman at 03:55 PM on 05/05/08
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Demons are real, dude.
They are standing still.
LeGagneur at 07:22 PM on 05/05/08
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@moff: Ah ha. The things I don't notice...
scarletmenace at 12:08 AM on 05/06/08
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Contrary to the pixels, I always read that Bill was no, um, record setter in you know, THAT way. Dwarves, on the other hand, according to all the dwarf porn I've seen, okay one photo, are outsizedly endowed. Is that why Hillary wants to fight for the little people?