I'm. Just. Speechles.

i watch it with the sound off anyway. the actual dialogue makes me feel very very stupid.

Truer looks were never given.

I've never seen this show, is it about if Barbies were real?

This is actually less boring than watching a real episode of this show.

If these girls were to do a version of Peter Pan, the big number would be an atonal version of "I'm Flying!" but called "I'm Sighing.." and they wouldn't fly, they'd mope. They could keep the leggings.

That was oddly mesmerizing, still won't watch. Pretty, pretty indeed.

I think I finally understand last week's episode. Lauren looks blank, Heidi is fake pissed off, Stephanie did meth, Stephen wants to show the producers of One Tree Hill his range/dimples, and Audrina actually looks smarter. Oh, and then they chewed for a while.

OMFG.

Since their voices are only good for communicating with dolphins, I say this is a good idea. Carry on.

I'm so glad I wasn't raised in such a way to become one of these young people. Love you, mom.

The Hills have eye-rolls.

And yet, the dialogue is still inane.

How do they do it?

@Spirit Fingers: um, dolphins are smart. These girls sound like Charlie Brown's parents to them.

The fact that this is more interesting than the actual show is troublesome. And I've actually seen this episode, so I'm speaking from a place of authority.

God, Lo's being soooo bitchy.

OH, I could die. I'm watching it on mute and it's still hilarious, even without the swelling music.

The only universal expression is bugging your eyes. This can mean suprise/anger/sadness/frustration/joy/retardation.

Who needs language, when you can bug your eyes?

Yet somehow Spencer managed to contribute just as much as he normally does when he makes those noises from his mouth. That goes for you too, Audrina.

I'm actually surprised that they were able to find five full minutes in which someone wasn't opening their stupid mouth on that show.

This guy better do all the episodes from now on.

Then I'd feel Hills-ucated enough to have Tuesday morning conversations with my friends without being embarassed, and in 1/5 the time wasted!

That was very French New Wave. Almost as if Godard had directed it. It's much more universal and human when you can't hear what they're saying.

This seems like it was ripped from an episode of The Soup. Where's Joel Mchale?

@MisterHippity: Yeah, now I feel mind-raped by banality.THEY'RE INSIDE MY HEAD.