Oprah just gave her audience box sets featuring "every movie Tom Cruise has starred in since Risky Business." Why—why—has Losin' It! been erased from history?
We Hope They Enjoy 'The Last Samurai'
4:57 PM on Mon May 5 2008
By Pareene
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"Respect the c*@k. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!"
To be fair, though, that's a lot of coasters.
How many box sets have surgeons been able to remove from Oprah's rectum so far?
wobbly tables across america will be righted!
Do they not have access to TNT? I think A Few Good Men is on everyday, twice on Sundays.
heh,heh, they all got Vanilla Sky. Serves 'em right.
For some reason I can't get this song out of my head.
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@Colonel Mustard: For their Cocktails, no doubt.
That'd be a nice amount of credit at my local record store.
*missing detail* ...on HD-DVD
All The Right Moves was awesome. Just saying.
@richardmarxhatesmyhair: But was it awesome because Psycho was in it or was it awesome because it was awesome?
Now, how exactly do you go about regifting this? Giving them all to one person would make it obvious, but I'm pretty sure that giving them out to various people over a period of time would lead people to believe that you are the Scientology version of the Mormon neighbor that we are all supposed to have and visit to get our free bibles and copies of the "Way to Life" DVD.
But crazy.
I'd rather have a Buick, if it's all the same to you.
Is Oprah a scientologist? She has a lot of friends in the gang.
In *gifting* everyone, he hopes to deflect from his real self and have everyone get confused with the characters he portrayed in film. Ok, let it be known that I AM Anne Archer, so respect the cigar!
Damn, I actually like All The Right Moves..
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