OMFG This is so true...

Looks who is going to be shitting in front of your house out back--the house of exile!

Blue eyes are often a sign of genetic defects in dogs.

@sumac: So does that explain the girls?

Okay. I'm going to hate asking this question, but I really want to know.

Didn't Heidi drop out of college? How does she have a PR job? Hopefully not because of her good looks. I've seen less static frizz in a vacuum bag.

Man, Lo is really upping the biatch factor lately. I feel like if she fixated those beady little eyes on Audrina a little longer, she'd take the white right offa those teeth.

@Pope John Peeps II: they use color contacts. I just made that up. keep the rumor going.

Less Than Zero without the drugs (this show really needs some drugs).

I know it's all fake, but that was the meanest thing. It is sad to watch poor Audrina get shafted as not being good enough for the puppy circle.

This show really is more like Mean Girls, the reality series.

@Spirit Fingers: A degree is only a piece of paper...

I might just have been completely drunk out of my gourd at the time, but I'm fairly confident I saw Heidi on Letterman's show a few days ago acting like a robot whose microchip was set to "crazy eye."

Bitches.

Too fabricated. I'm glad to see they rescued the pup from a shelter but I just don't see LC at the dog park on the weekends...

@bourgeoisie: I assume you are referring to the make believe world of The Hills, where sex tapes apparently serve as graduate theses.

@Spirit Fingers: oh, well, I may be wrong but I think she's on some tv show? So maybe they gave her the job for publicity.

Or, you know, maybe it was just because she's naturally gifted at putting together pretentious club events.

They own Hyde, it's not like they're looking for math majors... but, yeah, like Lauren and Co's new house, Heidi's job completely betrays the fakeness of the show.

@arguablythemostfamous: I mean, MTV couldn't have just hooked her up with a job at a juice bar? Now that I would believe.

("Naturally gifted" HA! An oxymoron. No. Really.)

I'm sorry, what did you say? I was distracted by Audrina's blindingly white teeth. I need to put those little tanning goggles on every time girlfriend opens her mouth.

@dandles: You're more sympathetic than I. Audrina picked her little outhouse, and doesn't want the other girls coming in there, because she wants her privacy. The distance is as much a result of Audrina's doing as it is of Lo's.

Also, Lo's comment about "two mommies" was a bit over the top, but if Lauren and Lo picked out the dog, paid for the dog, bought the dog's food and toys, and presumably already agreed to cover her vet fees and the cost of spaying when she's old enough, then the dog really is theirs.

Audrina has (re-)befriended two people who habitually manipulate her, and who continuously pit her against Lauren. She made that bed to lie in, so I don't feel all that bad for her that -- surprise, surprise -- she's suddenly having problems with her roommates.

@Colonel Mustard: I just read that and I sound SO SERIOUS about this. I am not. I think it's kind of hilarious in a dumb way that is easy to follow when you're playing Scrabulous with the other half of your brain at the same time.

Just thought I would clarify.

goddurn those are some BIG WHITE teeth.

@Colonel Mustard: it's okay. even silly shows like this can bring about serious conversation.

@Phyllis Nefler: Agreed. I once loved Lo, now I'm pretty down on Lo. Her high class always came with a sense of entitlement, slowly pushing out Audrina for camera time. Is this really the same girl who once required, "Eat your Pinkberry and enjoy life"?

this was posted by someone on jezebel. i mean if you're going to waste your words on this show, let your words go a little something like this: [acerbicbubblegum.blogspot.com]

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: No, I can corroborate that story. All she talked about, despite Letterman's feeble attempts to get her to answer actual questions, was how Lauren is OMG like such a betch. What a freak.

Ok so..I have a friend who works at a popular LA newspaper and she just did an interview with Elodie. Apparently, Elodie is very bitter about not being on the show anymore, Heidi never really worked at Bolthouse and would only come in to film scenes, and Heidi and Lauren really do hate each other. For realzies.At least we can rest assured that much is true.

@RubiksPube: Oh Elodie! I miss her little jug head so much.

@Colonel Mustard: it's easy to get really intense over this show... it's so vapid and ambiguous that any opinion you have can be justified. Unless you like Spencer, in which case, you're wrong.

@arguablythemostfamous: Sometimes I think Spencer is hilarious. But then I think about the fact that his TV personality is probably closer to his real life personality than anyone else on the show. Then I think he's just a chodebag.

@bourgeoisie:smug- must not have graduated.