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Weather Channel anchor Bob Stokes is being accused by a former on-air colleague, Hillary Andrews, of being a sexually harassing, stalkerish jerk. For an extended period of time. Andrews says that Stokes harassed her predecessor out of a job, and then began harassing Andrews even harder, constantly hitting on her and asking her inappropriate questions; i.e., "Will you lick my swizzle stick?" Andrews is now suing Stokes, and two highlights from her court documents are below, describing some of Stokes' conduct. Also, a bonus clip: a colleague forgetting Stokes' name, on-air. Maybe she blocked him out of her mind.
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Surprised the little perv didn't use the tried and true, "Do you want to pop my lolly stick?"
So now following them into the women's room and leering at their chests is off the table?
if this is harassment i've got dozens of law suits to file.
I always thought he was a self-loathing gay.
Want to pinch my pocket protector?
Will you edit my copy?
"May I cover your face with a 'love blizzard'?"
Better get your raincoat. Its going to be a wet and wild workday.
"I wanna Doppler your tropical depression!"
"Looks like hurricane Stokes is headed right for Andrews inlet."
May I forecast your front?
"I'm gonna Roker all over you."
In Bob's defense, Lisa, in the above video, was totally coming on to him. I mean: "several inches", "Dickason", and "blowing at you". He should totally sue her.
"Uh oh. Looks like you awoke El Niño. May I introduce him to your Chinook?"
"I predict you'll receive at least 4 inches tonight."
He apparently had a warming trend he wanted to move towards her cold front.
Stay Classy Bob Stokes
C'mon! She was talking about measuring the blowing snow in Dickinson? I've seen pornos that started out with more subtlety!
@Don Is: Or, what you said.
(Ha!)
@DorothyMantooth: And she mentioned the fat lady singing!! We all know what THAT refers to . . .
"the fog isn't the only thing getting thick, lisa."
Stoke it till you make it.
He admired her Mammatocumulas.
He has a creepy, sort of a semi-Asian McGreevey thing going on.
It may drizzle all afternoon.
I don't like to generalize, but all weathermen, everywhere, ever, are rapists.
@ian spiegelman: And 9 out of 10 female anchors on TWC are pregnant. Coincidence?
@Don Is: Oh what a horrible place! Not to mention that they predict rain almost every day every summer for Long Beach, and it's always wrong!
@Don Is: There was one TWC weatherperson who was preggers more or less nonstop for years.
Oh, and what happened to Flip Spiceland?
I'm just happy this wasn't Steve Lyons, hurricane expert. His sexy squall lines kept me coming back at the 50th of every hour every hurricane season.
@ian spiegelman:
Not Phil Connors!
Is it too late to add an "I'm predicting an overnight accumulation of 6 to 7 inches later this evening Hillary...In your vagina."
@cockfightbarmitzvah: yucky!
It's that uberstud, Jim Cantore. That doppler radar of his assures that there are buns in the oven 24/7.
@rosaluxembourgeoise: He's the worst one!!
More like Bob Strokes!
[shields face from incoming tomatoes, rubber chickens, pint glasses]
@ian spiegelman:
Perverted meat-orologists.
@rosaluxembourgeoise: Eww!
@ian spiegelman:
Oh, suck it up, Spiegelman.
That hair! Now we know where Lagerfeld got the inspiration for Anna Wintour's Met Costume Gala dress.
Hillary Andrews used to be a local weather, um, woman, and the consensus was that she always sounded stoned. The never-wrong web consensus seems to be that this was also true on the weather channel.
Mercifully he wasn't called upon to predict the weather around Lake Titicaca.
@ian spiegelman: "I don't like to generalize, but all weathermen, everywhere, ever, are rapists."
HA!!! Oh, I just love you, puddin'.
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