Ugly Lindsay

Beyond being an early adopter of the Zipfur coat-sharing system that allows you to borrow an $11,000 mink, use it, then leave it for the next wearer at a designated drop-off point, Lindsay Lohan has been busier than ever with her various acting pursuits. Above, the first photos of her upcoming guest-starring appearance on ABC's Ugly Betty. The images hint at Betty's little-known past spent incarcerated in an all-girls' juvie hall.

And while it's early to start making such pronouncements, we'll go out on a limb and say that both Lohan and America Ferrera are looking at Emmy nods for a challenging sequence in which Lohan's character attempts to pawn off an eight-ball onto the show's jolie-laid heroine before their warden/field-hockey-coach Miss Bunt can discover it in the pocket of her cokeshorts. And in other Lohan news, the actress will star in Labor Pains, reports Page Six, "about a young woman who pretends to be pregnant to avoid being fired." It should be a cakewalk for the young actress, as she's been known to visit the old "morning sickness" well more than once when rendered too incapacitated to make it to that day's call-times.