She's not that pretty...right?

Photograph's Irony Is Thicker Than Its Subject's Head

Ugly Dress Creates Ugly Irony

@MisterHippity:

Damn, you got the irony first.

By the way, is it just me or is she looking a little preggers in that pic?

Behold! The new gowns for your clown college graduation!

A lesson on how to retain water while simultaneously abandoning shame.

Whoa. I totally thought that was Kate Winslet! For serious.

socialite/actress/ghost Desired (sexually) but not Wanted (for roles)

@theruraljuror: Correct. I actually saw her for the first time in person at a premiere the other day, and I was astonished at how not pretty she was. She had this bloat about her face that can only be from alcohol or drug abuse. She also had less than flawless skin. I hate saying these things about people, but I was genuinely surprised at her appearance.

@shiningstar: surprised someone JL dated was less than super attractive? really?

Blonde Belle in Blue Gets a Little Too Much Sun From Sunbathin' Down at Luann-Marie's Swimmin' Pool the Other Day, Rosey Cheek Requires Severe Pinching As A Result

When it's time for leavin'
I hope you understand
I'm just another Ramben man

Confused Actress Suddenly Has Rosemary's Baby Bump

@theruraljuror:
@shiningstar:

I also had that thought when i saw her face in profile. She is next in line for some good old fashioned rhinoplasty list if she wants to make it in her chosen field. I don't advocate this, but am just stating a fact from my extensive experience with the internet, i mean, research!

@MisterHippity:

I had the same thought. Not a flattering look unless she is carrying Hud's love-child.

can someone better define a "polanski-type situation", so i can avoid wandering into one?

@Phyllis Nefler: With a wift of Patricia Arquette.

@mackintosh-toffee:
Um, "rhinoplasty list" is this new procedure i invented but not really. It's actually just rhinoplasty.

Leven Rambin Shows Impressive Time Management Skills By Wearing Nightgown To Teen-Fucker Documentary

@MisterHippity: That's kind of mean, huh?

@MisterHippity: That's kind of in poor taste, huh?

If so, apologies on both fronts.

pregnant?

When Theater Curtains Dream

Attendance Checker Heard to Repeatedly Ask, "Roman Polansky? Roman Polansky? Polansky? Polansky? Polansky?"

@fiveinchtaint: This is true*. And Patricia Arquette definitely does not look 17, or howeverthefuckold Leven's supposed to be.

*'Cept for the whole "wift"-not-being-a-word thing, of course.
(Sorry!! Love you!!)

@MisterHippity: nope.

@MisterHippity: nope.

@DorothyMantooth: I'm aware of the non-recognition of the word. It does exist, however, as I put it into existence as I type it: wift. It is similar to whiff, but not entirely. Usage can be "wift of the downs."

"Julia, are you sure he won't expect anything after he flies me to his villa?"

@fiveinchtaint: @DorothyMantooth: wift is also the sound her brain makes. HEY O

@fiveinchtaint: Aha! How very Wittgensteinian of you, my learned friend.

Ruffled Blue Ballgown Celebrates, Creates Blue Balls

Roman WAS wanted at one time, but I desire clarification about everything else in the photo.

Patricia Arquette's missing cornfed-ier younger sister.