According to the results of our poll yesterday, you, our angry readers, believe John Travolta is a worse environmental hypocrite than any other celebrity! This one was a runaway. Travolta got 48% of the vote, crushing second-place hypocrite(s) Brangelina, who only got 18%. Barbra Streisand (17%) was a close third, followed by Madonna (11%), Chris Martin (5%), and Leonardo Dicaprio, who you guys must really have a crush on, at just 2%. From the comments, it appears that Travolta's whole "owning five personal planes and having a runway in my yard" thing really pushed him over the top. A wise choice. [Previously. Results rounded to nearest percentage point.]
John Travolta: Biggest Environmental Hypocrite
12:33 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
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I also heard that Travolta chopped down an entire rainforest just to make the toothpicks for his world-famous Arborio Rice Crisis Ball Appetizers.
Pluss, the man is constantly polluting our air with all the thetans he loses.
LD didn't really deserve to be on the list in the first place. Have you not heard how annoying he is about caring for the Earth? Maybe the list would have been better with Rosie O'Donnell due to the likelihood of lesbian pee ocean dumping on her lesbian cruise.
I think this is remarkably insensitive. Mr. Travolta needs those DC-8s to worship his God.
Not to mention the two aerosol cans of hairspray a day habit and the extra fuel his planes burn when he flies fat ass Oprah around.
His hair alone must be made from something endangered, surely.
Gullibility?
Profession: Pilot
Career: Actor
Position: You know, it's weird. I'm kind of going through this thing of really being a pig bottom where I just want to surrender to that male energy, right? But mostly I like to watch twinks in flight attendant uniforms do it in the bathroom on the plane.
I thought I read somewhere that Beckham was the celeb making the worst impact on the environment... from all that jetting back and forth between underwear shoots and soccer games. But I don't guess I've ever heard him talk about saving the planet. So maybe he's not a hypocrite, just your ordinary everyday baby seal killer.
@fiveinchtaint: I believe the International Lesbian Pee Ocean Dumping Commission is discussing sanctions against Rosie now.
@CodePink: That's brilliant. Commie!
@lawyergay: Bitch-perfect delivery. HA!
What's wrong with clubbing baby seals?
I think Brangelina only lost to Ravolta because they are obviously carpooling the Crisco out of their bio-fueled jet. As soon as those kids are old enough to have jets of their own, then we'll see whose jetting around the planet is also killing it.
Lets not forget his killer runway in Florida:
[jalopnik.com]
@Priam: They get moved to the front of the line even though they're clearly underage.
@BeRightBack: Ah, so they are Hiltons?
@Priam: Olsens.
@IndianSlipper: Aerosol hairspray? Try aerosol HAIR.
[www.instyle.com]
@BeRightBack: Thanks!
missed from the list entirely was Matt Lauer and his King Kong sized carbon footprint from his Where in the world (and who cares) is Matt Lauer segments
@Priam:
They deserve a night out on the town, too.
I am done with going green. Our local news coverage was of women in Weston Mass (ie RICH$$$) raising chickens to sell the eggs. Note these dear richies mentioned the carbon footprint of buying and cooking an egg!
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