Before I run away into the sunshine, here is a video called Alphabet Garden: Letter A, which is described as such: "Alphabet Garden" is divided into eight segments...letters A through H. Each "letter" is culled together from footage improvised by the actors...in this sequence, Sean Guinan, Alex McCord ("The Real Housewives of New York City") and Andy Gorecki, upon the Merchandise Mart el platform in Chicago. These improvised sequences were photographed by Joshua Eckhardt. The musical number at the climax of this segment was written by Sean Guinan and Peter Wirengard. Watch the reality show monster (and perpetually naked person) cavort, and be amazed/saddened.

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