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Sex pervert and known prick Paul Janka (no, not him, but close!) may have been spotted this morning in Astoria. Janka, some sort of writer who was also recently spotted making a gigantic ass of himself on the Dr. Phil show, was, of course, infuriating to look at: "swear to Christ almighty that I saw skanktasmagoria himself Paul Janka this morning on the N train -Broadway platform in Astoria. I don't think I am great at recognizing people, but I'm sure it was him. Allow me to submit my evidence..." Continued after the jump.
He had Paul Janka face, but longer hair than in the Dr. Phil interview. He looked unwashed/unclean and was wearing a dirty/vintage corduroy jacket and gray cargo pants. He definitely stood out, because most everyone is scrubbed for work at that stop at 7:40 in the morning, and he was the only one that looked like he rolled out of bed after a three-day bender. Trademark Janka 7 o'clock shadow. He was with a cute/hipsterish black girl, and both had an awkward one-night-stand vibe. She talked non-stop and seemed a little nervous - couldn't hear what she was saying, but her mouth kept moving, even as the train went underground, and he didn't say a word. As we pulled into 59th St./Lex, they started awkwardly making out with lots of tongue (vomit) and I honestly contemplated missing my stop so I wouldn't have to brush up against him to get to the door. But he got out at 59 as well. He didn't look like he was going anywhere, but seemed to be pretty happy with himself.
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"skanktasmagoria"?
Tipster, you rule.
this is one of those "can't believe I just saw that guy" moments in both a good AND bad way. that's rare so you should be proud, Richard.
Yes, but did he fondle your breasts with his eyes?
Non-seq--oh my God I was bored at work and looked at this:
[jakoblodwick.com]
Too much! Too soon!
Oh, lord. That's my stop. I wondered why the train wasn't running this morning, and now I know: it was suffering from Douche Overload.
Sounds like the tipster didn't like giving Janka the blumpkin that one time. Looks like that's never gonna happen again.
@WackoJacko: Prick. Now my retina's are burned. and it's not even 11 a.m.
@WackoJacko: Now that was just cruel!! I didn't read it right and thought it was a Jalopnik link, so clicked. Damn.
Just when I was wondering whether bedbugs were the most disgusting thing on the subway.
Hi, I'm the tipster. I don't really have anything else to add, except that seeing something I wrote about a curious manslut on Gawker is somehow immensely more professionally satisfying than the dozens of complex articles I write weekly for a trade magazine (you've never heard of). And, you know, I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So, thanks (?) Paul.
My Only question with Janka and John Fitzgerald Page is "what kind of mother could raise a son like that?"
Barbara Baekeland? Google her it's worth the trip!
Ladies, stop fucking this man! There's other cock out there. Or choose celibacy.
BTW people who make out on the subway are vile. On a recent L train sojourn, as if having to rely on that cursed mode of transport isn't enough to ruin my day, I saw a hipster couple doing the following: The girl was feeding her boyfriend pieces of fruit salad, and after every bite, he would then kiss her. I shot them eye daggers and suffered indigestion for the rest of the day.
See wacko Lower East Side comic and Michael Lucas' former publicist Heather Fink talk about her encounter with Janka:
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@Unfun: Don't worry, no relationship can sustain that level of disgustingness for long. In 2 weeks they'll be sitting with that annoying bench pole between them.
Okay....all due respect, heather Fink, but you stayed at his apartment after he opened the door jerking off? There was nothing in your head that said to turn around and go home? You couldn't have slept on his couch or mad ehim sleep on his couch while you took the bed?
I mean, okay, you called out JFP and Janka. Cool. But you were totally flirting with the guy in this clip. Or am I just seeing things here?
Um, for what it's worth? That's my subway stop.
@rod: I knew I recognized that crotch from somewhere.
@BrianVan: WHAT? WHAT?? WHAT?!!?! That fucking Heather Fink is NUTS! She dated him? EW!
Go home immediately you twat!
@Unfun: That was in response to the part of the interview I actually made it through, where AFTER she agrees to date him even though she knows he keeps a spreadsheet of women he's screwed, she then proceeds to DATE him, and then comes over one night to him answering the door JERKING OFF, and waits until she sobers up before leaving! GAH!
@Unfun: Agreed. It's hard to buy her feigned duigust when she's batting her eyes, giggling and groping the guy.
And explain to me the whole "we dated" thing. If over 5 months you saw each other 5 times isn't that really just booty calls sans the sex? And if that's the case, then why bother holding out???
I'm saying she nailed him and was too ashamed to admit it and she got him to say hey didn't have sex.
Is it THAT wrong that I find him kinda hot?
@marmot: yes
@marmot: Nahh, I do too. I'd never touch him with a 10 foot pole of course but he's an attractive person in a completely superficial outside wrapping only kind of way. I'm sure his insides are totally infested.
That's why the buckhead fuckhead is so funny to me, he's not even good looking on any level.
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