"See, I told you LC loves balls!" -Spencer Pratt

Lauren Conrad Receives Invitation to Appear on O'Reilly Factor.

I hear there's a video of LC taking down the WHOLE Falafel...

"Uh, no, these are Famous Ray's"

She doesn't bother me for some reason.

I just got way too excited knowing that Lauren Conrad is in New York.

I need a nap.

@glitter: (Me too. On both accounts.)

@TheHonJudgeSmails: Me neither. But I'm hungry.

Secret Service Agent Highly Allergic to Cheese, Woefully Unable to Protect Lauren Bush From AA Sponsor Stalker in Manhattan Pizzeria

@Obviously Not Omniscient: Oh hai! Where did you go off to?

@Obviously Not Omniscient: Well hello there!

@Obviously Not Omniscient: I'm clearly living up to my name here...
I meant Jenna Bush, obvs.

"Who Ordered the White Cheese and Coke?"

@Richard: Hey there yourself - InOtherNews Facebooked me and inspired me to come back. Something about Nick Douglas moving to Siberia...

...but seriously, I've missed Open Captions!

Unlike its more prolific cousin, Lucky Bamboo prefers to be partially submerged in water, and thrives indoors.

@Bell County: Hey there... I quit Gawker a couple months ago after the reprehensible 'puppy thrown off a cliff in Iraq video link' post.

Are those garlic knots? I'm drooling.

LC Eats PC For TV No Meats Please.

Hospital Cafeteria Employee Finally Gets To See Things From The Other Side

@Obviously Not Omniscient: I left for related reasons, but I was only gone for a day. I don't think anyone noticed.

Omigod, no way, Tahini? I'm going there next week!

@Obviously Not Omniscient: And hi from me too.

Ben Stiller Accidentally Discovers Why, After Two Years on the Atkins Diet, Wife Christine Taylor is Unable to Lose the Baby Weight

@Colonel Mustard: I hear you. I don't think that Gawker commenting is a good forum for ego-boosting, but it is silly and creative fun nonetheless.

@fileunder: I'm glad I didn't return to a plethora of solely new commenters! :-)

LC finds herself at the pizza shop BillO will only ever buy sandwiches in.

"They're Chickpea Balls? What a Coincidence -- That Used To Be My Nickname For Jason. And Little Garbanzos Was His Nickname for Me!"